“Dear Diary: Heather says she teaches people real life, she says "real...” – Veronica Sawyer, Heathers ... Movie Quotes Database

Dear Diary: Heather says she teaches people real life, she says "real life sucks losers dry. If you wanna **** with the eagles, you have to learn to fly." I said, "So you teach people to spread their wings and fly?" She said, "Yes." I said, "You're beautiful."

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