You're no longer an extra...
...or a bit player...
...or a supporting actor...
...you're a **** star. You are a **** star. And you are going to be playing your one-man show for the next two **** years for a captive audience. And listen to this, you get out in a few years and meet some old lady, get married, and you'll be so understanding to your wife's needs because you'll know what it feels like to be a woman.
Of course, you'll only want to **** her in the ass because that pussy wont be tight enough anymore.
Good one detective, right you **** ****?

