Most scenes together: Sam Witwicky & Mikaela Banes (11), Sam Witwicky & Optimus Prime (6), Optimus Prime & Ironhide (6)
You have a rodent infestation. Shall I terminate it?
No! No! This is a Chihuahua. We all love Chihuahuas.
He's leaked lubricant all over my foot!
He—you mean he peed on you? [to Mojo] Bad Mojo! Bad Mojo!
Bad Mojo!
I'm sorry, it's a male dominance thing, that's all...
Hugghh... My foot's gonna rust.
So...
What did they get you for?
I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
Who knew?
The parents are very irritating.
Can I take them out?
Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans! What is with you?!
Well, I'm just saying, we could... it's an option.
Get away!
What's the matter with you?! Can't you be quiet? He wants us to be quiet!
Earthquake! Move, move, move, MOVE!! Earthquake! Judy, get under the table! Move it! Duck and cover, right now!
Well...it felt awesome.
Are you okay?
No, I'm not okay, all right? I'm losin' my mind a little bit. Gettin' chased by my car right now, gotta go!
I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything. You sure? So listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house. [Mikaela enters the car]
You can duck down if you want. I mean, it won't hurt my feelings.
No, no, it's not you. It's just that I'm here in this situation... I'm always in the same situation, and I don't know... I just have a weakness for hot guys with tight abs and really big arms.
There's an alien war going on, and you wanna start shooting?!
We didn't ask to be here.
I'm ordering you under S7 executive jurisdiction!
S7 don't exist!
Yeah, and we don't take orders from people who don't exist!
I'm gonna count to five.
I'm gonna count to three. [grabs Simmons by the collar and shoves the muzzle of his pistol into the Sector 7 agent's chest]
SIMMONS!
Yeah?
I'd do as he says. Losing's really not an option for these guys.
Okay, okay. You want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool.
Please... let this work.
Fire it up, Optimus.
The code... the code on these glasses indicates the Allspark is 230 miles from here.
I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize.
They must know it's here as well...
What about Bumblebee? We can't just leave him to die! [Bumblebee is tortuted by the Sector 7 agents] Or become some human experiment!
He'll die in vain if we don't accomplish out mission. Bumblebee is a brave soldier; this is what he would want.
Why are we fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race.
Were we so different? They are a young species; they have much to learn... but I've seen goodness in them. [Sector 7 vehicles pull up, Sam and Mikaela disembark] Freedom is the right of all sentient beings... you all know there is only one way to end this war. We must destroy the Cube. If all else fails, [opens his chest compartment] I will unite it with the spark in my chest.
That's suicide! The Cube is raw power, it could destroy you both!
A neccesary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes. It's been an honor serving with you all. Autobots, roll out!
We rolling!
Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendant of Archibald Witwicky?
Yeah.
My name is Optimus Prime. We are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet Cybetron.
But you can call us "Autobots" for short.
Autobots.
What's crackin', little bitches? [does a somersault]
My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz.
This looks like a cool place to kick it! [jumps onto a car behind him as if it were a chair]
What is that? How did he learn to talk like that?
We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web. [points to Ironhide] My weapons specialist, Ironhide.
Easy, Ironhide.
Just kidding, I just wanted to show him my cannons.
Our medical officer, Ratchet.
You already know your guardian, Bumblebee.
Bumblebee, right? You're my guardian, huh? [Bumblebee nods]
His vocal processors were damaged in battle. I'm still working on them.
Why are you here?
We are here looking for the All Spark, and we must find it before Megatron.
Mega-what?
Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet, and the Allspark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him.
My grandfather...?
It was an accident that intertwined our fates. [flashbacks to Archibald's discovery of Megatron in the ice] Megatron crash-landed before he could retreive the Cube. He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were inprinted on his glasses.
How did you know about his glasses?
eBay.
eBay...
If the Decepticons find the Allspark, they'll use its power to transform Earth's machines, and build a new army.
And the human race will be extinguished. Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival.
The Cube's okay?
Yeah, it's fine.
Put the seatbelt on.
Allspark located!
Are we talking about... an invasion?
Autobots, re-con!
Autobots, roll out!
Bobby Bolivia, just like the country, except without the runs.
