Transformers 2007 quotes

197 quotes · 20 characters
Transformers (2007) poster
Characters
Sam Witwicky Shia LaBeouf · 48 quotes
Megatron Hugo Weaving · 23 quotes
Mikaela Banes Megan Fox · 23 quotes
Ron Witwicky Kevin Dunn · 14 quotes
Jazz Darius McCrary · 11 quotes
Judy Witwicky Julie White · 11 quotes
Ironhide 10 quotes
Maggie Madsen Rachael Taylor · 10 quotes
Sgt. Robert Epps 8 quotes
Frenzy 7 quotes
Tech Sgt. Epps 6 quotes
Ratchet Robert Foxworth · 5 quotes
Bumblebee Mark Ryan · 4 quotes

Most scenes together: Sam Witwicky & Mikaela Banes (11), Sam Witwicky & Optimus Prime (6), Optimus Prime & Ironhide (6)

Transformers quotes

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Fat Guy With Camera
[when Ratchet's protoform hits the ground]

This is the coolest thing I've ever seen—explosions everywhere; this is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon, I swear to God!!

[being chased by police officers]

I'm just the cousin, I'M JUST THE COUSIN!!! [Police officer tackles him into the swimming pool]

Kid In Car
[watching Bonecrusher and Optimus Prime fight]

Cool, Mom!!

Little Girl
[Ironhide]

Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?

Manny's Cousin

I'm hot! Make-up's melting! Hurts my eyes!

Miles
[to Sam about Mikaela]

She's an evil jock concubine, man. Let her hitchhike.

[scanning Sam's body]

The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.

Sheriff
[to Sam, annoyed]

Are you eyeballing my piece, Fifty Cent? You wanna go? [leans over to Sam] Make something happen, do it. 'Cause, I promise you, [hovering right over Sam] I will bust you up.

USMC Colonel Sharp

MH-53 pilot, power down now! [Armed soldiers quickly surround the helicopter (Blackout)] Have your crew step out, or we will kill you! [Blackout transforms and attacks] My God...!

Ronald Wikity?

It's "Witwicky". Who are you?

[shows badge]

We're the government. Sector 7.

Never heard of it.

Never will. Your son is the great-grandson of Archibald Wikity, is he not?

It's "Witwicky"!

[steps through the door]

May we enter the premises, sir?

Ron, there's guys all over the front yard!

What the heck is going on here?!

Your son filed a stolen car report last night. We think he may be involved in a National Security matter.

National Security?

That's right, National Security.

All right, you've all had direct contact with the NBEs...

[confused]

NBEs?

Non-Biological Extraterrestrials. Try to keep up with the acronyms.

Tom Banachek

What you're about to see is totally classified... [Megatron is revealed]

[awestruck]

Dear God, what is that?

Tom Banachek

We think that when he made his approach over the North Pole, our gravitational field screwed up his telemetry and crashed into the ice, probably a few thousand years age. We shipped him here to this facility in 1934.

We call him NBE-1.

I don't mean to correct you on all that you think you know, but that's Megatron. He's the leader of the Decepticons.

Tom Banachek

He's been in cryo-stasis since 1935. Your great-great-grandfather made one of the greatest discoveries in the history of mankind.

Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age. The microchip, lasers, cars, space flight: all reverse-engineered by studying him. [sneers at Sam] NBE-1, that's what we call it!

And you didn't think the United States Military might need to know that you're keeping a hostile alien robot frozen in the basement?

Until these events, we had no credible threats to national security.

Well, you got one now!

Hey kid, I think we got off to a bad start, huh? You must be hungry. You want a latte, ho-ho, double vente machiatto...

Where's my car?

Tom Banachek

Son, I need you to listen to me very carefully. People can die here. We need to know everything you know and we need to know it now.

Okay, but first I want my car, my parents - maybe you could write that down. Oh, and [looks at Mikaela] her juvy record, that's gotta be gone - like forever.

Tom Banachek

Come with me, we'll talk about your car.

[to Sam]

Thank you.

[forcing a smile]

The man's an extortionist.