Agent Reggie Simmons
Ronald Wikity?
Ron Witwicky
It's "Witwicky". Who are you?
Ron Witwicky
Never heard of it.
Agent Simmons
Never will. Your son is the great-grandson of Archibald Wikity, is he not?
Ron Witwicky
It's "Witwicky"!
Judy Witwicky
Ron, there's guys all over the front yard!
Ron Witwicky
What the heck is going on here?!
Agent Simmons
Your son filed a stolen car report last night. We think he may be involved in a National Security matter.
Ron Witwicky
National Security?
Agent Simmons
That's right, National Security.
