Judy Witwicky Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you... masturbating?
Played by Julie White 
Transformers (2007) · 197 quotes
Transformers (2007) · 197 quotes
Tied for 9th most-quoted character in Transformers (2007): in 11 of its 197 quotes
Most scenes with: Ron Witwicky (3)
If you hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!
More lines from Judy Witwicky
7 quotes Judy Witwicky Judy Witwicky They're pulling bushes out of the ground! Good Lord! They've got to get their hands off my bush!!
Judy Witwicky [to her son]
Please, for the love of God, drive safely! [to her husband, after watching their son get into his first car and drive away in a storm of black smoke] Wow, you are so cheap.
Judy Witwicky We don't have to use that word if it makes you uncomfortable. We can call it "Sam's happy time"! Or "My special alone time with myself". I'm sorry, it's just been a weird night; I've had a little bit to drink.
Judy Witwicky [Ron has just run under a table after mistaking Ratchet falling over for an earthquake]
How did you get over there so fast??
Judy Witwicky [when Sam tells his mom off about putting girlish jewelery on Mojo, the dog]
It's his bling! I want you home at 11:00!
Judy Witwicky Your head is kind of a different size than it is on television.
Scenes with Judy Witwicky
3 scenes Judy Witwicky [After his parents enter his bedroom, Sam is desperately protesting; the Autobots are secretly outside, and Mikaela is hiding in the room]
Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you... masturbating?
Judy.
Zip it, okay?
Judy Witwicky It's okay.
No, I don't masturbate!
That's not something for you to bring up.
Judy Witwicky It's okay.
That's a father-and-son thing, okay?
Judy Witwicky I mean, you don't have to call it that word if it makes you uncomfortable. You can call it "Sam's happy time".
Happy time?
Judy Witwicky Or "My special alone time with myself".
Judy, stop.
Judy Witwicky I'm sorry, it's just been a weird night; I've had a little too much to drink.
Ronald Wikity?
It's "Witwicky". Who are you?
Never heard of it.
Never will. Your son is the great-grandson of Archibald Wikity, is he not?
It's "Witwicky"!
Judy Witwicky Ron, there's guys all over the front yard!
What the heck is going on here?!
Your son filed a stolen car report last night. We think he may be involved in a National Security matter.
National Security?
That's right, National Security.
News Reporter
Can you shed any light on the recent, so-called alien activity in this area?
Judy Witwicky Do you know what? I think that if there really was some sort of alien infestation...
Judy Witwicky The government would let us know.
Yeah. I mean, this is America.
Judy Witwicky You know, that's how we live in a free land, there are no secrets. They'd say "Hey! Duck and cover!" Your head is kind of a different size that it is on television.
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Capt. William Lennox
Josh Duhamel
Ron Witwicky
Kevin Dunn
Glen Whitmann
Anthony Anderson
Jazz
Darius McCrary
Ironhide
Maggie Madsen
Rachael Taylor
Agent Simmons
John Turturro
Bobby Bolivia
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