Ratchet quotes from Transformers (2007)

The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.

Optimus Prime

Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendant of Archibald Witwicky?

Mikaela Banes

They know your name!

Yeah.

Optimus Prime

My name is Optimus Prime. We are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet Cybetron.

But you can call us "Autobots" for short.

Autobots.

What's crackin', little bitches? [does a somersault]

Optimus Prime

My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz.

This looks like a cool place to kick it! [jumps onto a car behind him as if it were a chair]

What is that? How did he learn to talk like that?

Optimus Prime

We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web. [points to Ironhide] My weapons specialist, Ironhide.

You feeling lucky, punk?

Optimus Prime

Easy, Ironhide.

Just kidding, I just wanted to show him my cannons.

Optimus Prime

Our medical officer, Ratchet.

The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.

Optimus Prime

You already know your guardian, Bumblebee.

Bumblebee

Check to the rep/Yep, second to none.

Bumblebee, right? You're my guardian, huh? [Bumblebee nods]

His vocal processors were damaged in battle. I'm still working on them.

Mikaela Banes

Why are you here?

Optimus Prime

We are here looking for the All Spark, and we must find it before Megatron.

Mega-what?

Optimus Prime

Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet, and the Allspark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him.

My grandfather...?

Optimus Prime

It was an accident that intertwined our fates. [flashbacks to Archibald's discovery of Megatron in the ice] Megatron crash-landed before he could retreive the Cube. He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were inprinted on his glasses.

How did you know about his glasses?

Optimus Prime

eBay.

eBay...

If the Decepticons find the Allspark, they'll use its power to transform Earth's machines, and build a new army.

Optimus Prime

And the human race will be extinguished. Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival.

Mikaela Banes

Please tell me you have those glasses.

Optimus Prime

Autobots, fall back.

Move!

Get away!

Optimus Prime

What's the matter with you?! Can't you be quiet? He wants us to be quiet!

OW!! [siren goes off, trips and falls; the house starts shaking]

Earthquake! Move, move, move, MOVE!! Earthquake! Judy, get under the table! Move it! Duck and cover, right now!

How did you get over there so fast??

Wow, that was tingly! [tries to get up, strains] You got to try that!

Yeah, that looks fun.

The parents are very irritating.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Can I take them out?

Optimus Prime

Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans! What is with you?!

Well, I'm just saying, we could... it's an option.

Optimus Prime

Please... let this work.

Fire it up, Optimus.

Optimus Prime

The code... the code on these glasses indicates the Allspark is 230 miles from here.

I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize.

They must know it's here as well...

What about Bumblebee? We can't just leave him to die! [Bumblebee is tortuted by the Sector 7 agents] Or become some human experiment!

Optimus Prime

He'll die in vain if we don't accomplish out mission. Bumblebee is a brave soldier; this is what he would want.

Why are we fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race.

Optimus Prime

Were we so different? They are a young species; they have much to learn... but I've seen goodness in them. [Sector 7 vehicles pull up, Sam and Mikaela disembark] Freedom is the right of all sentient beings... you all know there is only one way to end this war. We must destroy the Cube. If all else fails, [opens his chest compartment] I will unite it with the spark in my chest.

That's suicide! The Cube is raw power, it could destroy you both!

Optimus Prime

A neccesary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes. It's been an honor serving with you all. Autobots, roll out!

We rolling!