[about Bumblebee]
I don't think it wants to hurt us. He would've done that already.
Really? Well, do you speak robot? Because they just had, like, a giant droid death match.
[gets closer to Bumblebee]
I think it wants something from me.
Well 'cause the other one was talking about my eBay page.
You are the strangest boy I have ever met.
[looking up at Bumblebee]
Can you talk?
Bumblebee [through his radio]
XM Satellite Radio... Digital cable brings you... Columbia Broadcasting System.
You can... you can talk through the radio?
Bumblebee [clapping his hands]
Thank you, you're beautiful. You're wonderful, you're wonderful.
So, what was that last night? What was that?
Bumblebee [pointing skywards]
Message from Starfleet, Captain... Throughout the innate vastness of space... Angels rain down like visitors from heaven! Hallelujah!
Visitors from heaven... What? What are you, like, an alien or something?
Bumblebee [Bumblebee points a finger at her and nods, and transforms into a 1976 Camero] [through his radio]
Any more questions you want to ask?
He wants us to get in the car.
[laughing nervously]
And go where?
Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?
[The Autobots meet Sam and Mikaela in an alley]
Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendant of Archibald Witwicky?
[stunned]
They know your name!
My name is Optimus Prime. We are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet Cybetron.
But you can call us "Autobots" for short.
What's crackin', little bitches? [does a somersault]
My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz.
This looks like a cool place to kick it! [jumps onto a car behind him as if it were a chair]
What is that? How did he learn to talk like that?
We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web. [points to Ironhide] My weapons specialist, Ironhide.
[brandishing his weapons]
You feeling lucky, punk?
Just kidding, I just wanted to show him my cannons.
Our medical officer, Ratchet.
[sniffing]
The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.
[Mikaela scratches her head in embarassment - Sam whistles]
You already know your guardian, Bumblebee.
Bumblebee [does a little dance]
Check to the rep/Yep, second to none.
Bumblebee, right? You're my guardian, huh? [Bumblebee nods]
His vocal processors were damaged in battle. I'm still working on them.
We are here looking for the All Spark, and we must find it before Megatron.
[produces a hologram of Cybertron for Sam and Mikaela to see]
Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet, and the Allspark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him.
It was an accident that intertwined our fates. [flashbacks to Archibald's discovery of Megatron in the ice] Megatron crash-landed before he could retreive the Cube. He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were inprinted on his glasses.
How did you know about his glasses?
If the Decepticons find the Allspark, they'll use its power to transform Earth's machines, and build a new army.
And the human race will be extinguished. Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival.
[to Sam]
Please tell me you have those glasses.
Bumblebee [through his radio]
Message from Starfleet, Captain. Let's get to it!
He's right. If we stay here, we're screwed with Megatron in the other hanger. Mission City is 22 miles away. We're going to sneak that Cube out of here and hide it somewhere in the city.
But we cannot make a stand without the Air Force.
This place must have some sort of radio link.
[to Keller]
Sir, you're going to have to find some way to get word out of them. Let's move!
[to Keller]
In the alien archives, sir! There's an old Army radio console!
Anything's possible! Did you see that...?
[to Sam]
I'll kill you...! Mine! Allspark!
Sam, put the Cube in my chest now! Sam! No, Sam!
[Sam rams the Cube into Megatron's chest, destroying him] [to Megatron's destroyed corpse]
You left me no choice, brother. Sam, I owe you my life. We are in your debt.
[hands Jazz's corpse]
Prime, we couldn't save him.
Oh, Jazz. [referring to the humans] We lost a great comrade, but gained new ones. Thank you, all of you. You honor us with your bravery.
Bumblebee [fully repaired]
Permission to speak, sir?
Permission granted, old friend.
Bumblebee I wish to stay with the boy.
