Capt. William Lennox [learning about his daughter's first laugh]
She laughed? Ah! …Are you sure she didn't just fart?
Played by Josh Duhamel 
Transformers (2007) · 197 quotes
Transformers (2007) · 197 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Transformers (2007): in 14 of its 197 quotes
Most scenes with: Tech Sgt. Epps (4), Secretary of Defense John Keller (2), Ironhide (2)
Bring the rain! All right, let's kill these things!
More lines from Capt. William Lennox
7 quotes Capt. William Lennox Capt. William Lennox [Blackout arrives while they are battling Devastator]
These things just don't die. We're so dead.
Capt. William Lennox [after Scorponok's tail tries to attack Lennox and crew]
Strap it down, strap it! This thing is wicked!
Capt. William Lennox [after Bumblebee has destroyed Devastator]
That tank is definitely dead now.
Capt. William Lennox [Seconds before Starscream attacks]
Oh no, no, no, no—MOVE!
Capt. William Lennox [to Sam Witwicky regarding the Allspark]
Listen to me! You're a soldier now! All right, I need you to take this Cube. Get it into military hands while we hold them off, or a lot of people are gonna die.
Capt. William Lennox [calling the Pentagon]
I'm in the middle of a WAR! This is friggin' ridiculous!
Scenes with Capt. William Lennox
6 scenes
Chief Warrant Officer Jorge "Fig" Figueroa
After sixteen months of this…can't wait to have a taste of home. A plate of mama's alligators etouff?.
USAF Tech Sgt. Robert Epps
You've been talking about barbecued 'gators and crickets for the past few weeks. I'm never going to your mother's house Fig, I promise you!
CWO Figueroa
Bobby, alligators are known to have the most succulent meat.
I understand.
Capt. William Lennox I mean, how many times do we have to tell you? We don't speak Spanish.
CWO Figueroa
Why d'you have to ruin it for me, man? It's my heritage— [lapses back into Spanish]
Capt. Lennox Fine…go with the Spanish.
Sergeant First Class Donnelly
Hey, remember weekends? The Sox at Fenway; a cold hot dog and a flat beer.
CWO Figueroa
Perfect day. [to Lennox] What about you, Captain? You got a perfect day?
Capt. Lennox I just want to hold my baby girl for the first time.
Capt. Lennox [The other soldiers respond with gently-mocking "awwws" and "he's adorable"]
Shut up!
Capt. Lennox [Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]
NO, I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD!!
International Operator
[bored]
Sir, the attitude isn't going to speed things up any bit at all. I'm going to ask you to speak into the mouthpiece very clearly.
Capt. Lennox I'm in the middle of a WAR! This is friggin' ridiculous!! [Runs over to Epps] I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?
Pocket!!
Capt. Lennox Which pocket?!
MY BACK POCKET!!!
Capt. Lennox You've got ten back pockets!!!
LEFT CHEEK!!! LEFT CHEEK!!! LEFT CHEEK!!!
. . .
Capt. Lennox Okay, it's a Visa.
International Operator
Also, sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package?
Capt. Lennox NO, I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!!! Epps, Pentagon!
[Sector 7 agents and the special forces are in a Mexican standoff after Sam demands the return of Bumblebee]
There's an alien war going on, and you wanna start shooting?!
Capt. Lennox We didn't ask to be here.
I'm ordering you under S7 executive jurisdiction!
S7 don't exist!
Capt. Lennox Yeah, and we don't take orders from people who don't exist!
I'm gonna count to five.
Capt. Lennox I'm gonna count to three. [grabs Simmons by the collar and shoves the muzzle of his pistol into the Sector 7 agent's chest]
SIMMONS!
Yeah?
I'd do as he says. Losing's really not an option for these guys.
[to Lennox]
Okay, okay. You want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool.
Capt. Lennox He's right. If we stay here, we're screwed with Megatron in the other hanger. Mission City is 22 miles away. We're going to sneak that Cube out of here and hide it somewhere in the city.
Good, right!
Capt. Lennox But we cannot make a stand without the Air Force.
This place must have some sort of radio link.
Yes!
Short wave, CB.
Right, yes!
Capt. Lennox [to Keller]
Sir, you're going to have to find some way to get word out of them. Let's move!
Will it work?
Anything's possible! Did you see that...?
[radioing to a lone F-22 flying overhead]
Raptor, Raptor, do you copy? We have you visual. Green smoke is the mark, provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction.
[The F-22, guided by the smoke, turns and head for them, but there's no answer] [transforms]
It's Starscream!
Please tell me you copy...
Back up, take cover! Bumblebee...!
Capt. Lennox [With Bumblebee's help, Ironhide grabs a truck and uses it as a shield as Starscream comes closer]
Oh no, no, no, no, MOVE!
Back up! Back up! Incoming!
Capt. Lennox Retreat, fall back!
Capt. Lennox [Starscream strafes the ground, blasting everyone to the ground]
What the hell was that?
What are you talking about?
Capt. Lennox What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us!
F-22 pilots would never fly below buildings! That's alien! That ain't friendly!
Captain Lennox Sam, where's the Cube?
Captain Lennox Right! Here, take this flare! Take the Cube, and head to that building! Get to the top, and light a flare! There's some Black Hawks coming! One of them will come to you and get in and take and take the Cube to the authorities!
What? No, I can't do this!
Captain Lennox Listen to me! You're a soldier now! All right, I need you take this Cube, get it into military hands while we hold them off, or a lot of people are gonna die. [to Mikaela] You got to go, you got to go.
No, I'm not leaving.
Captain Lennox You need to go.
No, I'm not leaving till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay?
Sam, we will protect you.
Captain Lennox Epps, where are those planes?
Sam, no matter what happens... I'm really glad I got in that car with you.
Sam, get to the building! Move!
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Ron Witwicky
Kevin Dunn
Glen Whitmann
Anthony Anderson
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Judy Witwicky
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