Capt. Lennox
[Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]
NO, I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD!!
International Operator
[bored]
Sir, the attitude isn't going to speed things up any bit at all. I'm going to ask you to speak into the mouthpiece very clearly.
Capt. Lennox
I'm in the middle of a WAR! This is friggin' ridiculous!! [Runs over to Epps] I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?
Tech Sgt. Epps
Pocket!!
Capt. Lennox
Which pocket?!
Tech Sgt. Epps
MY BACK POCKET!!!
Capt. Lennox
You've got ten back pockets!!!
Tech Sgt. Epps
LEFT CHEEK!!! LEFT CHEEK!!! LEFT CHEEK!!!
. . .
Capt. Lennox
Okay, it's a Visa.
International Operator
Also, sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package?
Capt. Lennox
NO, I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!!! Epps, Pentagon!
