Josh Duhamel movie quotes

View Quote Bring the rain! All right, let's kill these things!

View Quote [calling the Pentagon] I'm in the middle of a WAR! This is friggin' ridiculous!

View Quote [learning about his daughter's first laugh] She laughed? Ah! …Are you sure she didn't just fart?

View Quote Jack: He's drunk.
Emily: Definitely.
Jack: So how do we feel about that?
Emily: Well, he didn't drive drunk, and he's home before curfew, so...
Jack: Good. That's what I thought we thought.
Emily: Yeah, that's what we think, right?
Jack: Yeah. We're good parents.

View Quote Jack: Hey, I thought maybe we could sign up for grindr together.
Simon: You don't know what grindr is, do you?
Jack: It's facebook for gay people.
Simon: Not what it is.

View Quote Jack: How long have you known?
Simon: Like, I really started to get it when I was around thirteen.
Jack: Four years. Four years of eating dinner together, four years of going to the movies together, four years of walking Bieber together. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have missed it. All those stupid jokes...
Simon: Well, I know you didn't mean 'em.
Jack: It doesn't matter, I shouldn't have missed it. But in case the message got lost somewhere I just want you to know that I love you. And I'm really proud of you. I wouldn't change anything about you.

View Quote Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-16s have good aim.
Major Lennox: Why?
Sergeant Epps: I told them to hit the orange smoke.
[Lennox looks over to a smoke canister that is pouring orange smoke into the sky almost directly next to them]
Major Lennox: That smoke?
Sergeant Epps: It wasn't one of my best tosses, okay?
Major Lennox: Alright...
Both: [to Sam and Mikaela, who are crouching next to them] RUN!

View Quote Major Lennox: We have intel that I believe warrants an immediate debrief. But with your permission, I can't let you see him, but I would like you to hear it from the leader of the Autobots.
General Morshower: Proceed. [Optimus transforms into robot mode leaving Director Galloway in awe]
Sergeant Epps: [To Director Galloway] You gotta wonder, if God made us in his image, who made him?
Optimus: General, our alliance has countermanded six Decepticon incursions this year, each on a different continent. They’re clearly searching around the world for something, but last night’s encounter came with a warning.
Demolisher: [From unknown pre-recorded source] The Fallen shall rise again.
General Morshower: "The Fallen." Meaning what?
Optimus: Origin unknown. The only recorded history of our race was contained within the allspark lost with its destruction.
Director Galloway: Excuse me! With this so-called 'all-spark' now destroyed, why hasn't the enemy left the planet like you thought they would?
Major Lennox: [To General Morshower] Director Galloway, our National Security Advisor. The President just appointed him liaison.
General Morshower: Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.
Director Galloway: Forgive the interruption, general. Excuse me, coming through. Excuse me. Excuse me, General. After all the damage in Shanghai, the President is hard-pressed to say the job is getting done. [To Optimus] Now, under the classified Alien Autobot Cooperation Act, you agreed to share your intel with us, but not your advancements in weaponry.
Optimus: We've witnessed your human capacity for war. It would absolutely bring more harm than good.
Director Galloway: But who are you to judge what's best for us?
Major Lennox: With all due respect, we've been fighting side by side in the field for two years.
Sergeant Epps: We've shed blood, sweat, and precious metal together.
Director Galloway: Solider, you’re paid to shoot, not talk.
Sergeant Epps: Don't tempt me.
Director Galloway: And the, uh, the newest members of your team.
Optimus: Easy.
Director Galloway: [To Optimus] I understand they arrived here after you sent a message into space, an open invitation to come to Earth, vetted by no one at the White House.
General Morshower: Let me stop you right there, Mr. Galloway. It was vetted right here. And in my experience, the judgment of both Major Lennox and his team has always been above reproach.
Director Galloway: Well, be that as it may, General, it is the position of the president that when our national security is at stake, no one is above reproach. Now, what do we know so far? We know that the enemy leader, classified NBE One, aka Megatron, is rusting in peace at the bottom of the Laurentian Abyss, surrounded by SOSUS detection nets and a full-time submarine surveillance. We also know that the only known remaining piece of your alien AllSpark is locked in an electromagnetic vault here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world.
Soundwave: Decepticons, we have located the shard.
Director Galloway: And since no one can seem to tell me what the enemy is now after, well, there's only one clear conclusion! You! The Autobots! They're here to hunt you! What's there to hunt for on Earth besides that? "The Fallen shall rise again?" Sounds to me like something's coming. So, let me ask, if we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served by denying you further asylum on our planet, will you leave peacefully?
Optimus: Freedom is your right. If you make that request, we will honor it. But, before your President decides, please ask him this. What if we leave, and you’re wrong?
Major Lennox: That's a good question.

View Quote Major Lennox: What have you got?
Sergeant Epps: Thermal ripple.
Major Lennox: [Speaking into his communicator] Right, everybody, be steady... We're right on top of it. [Demolishor transforms into robot mode and roars before slamming both his hands down on a pile of steel pipes, sending them flying, causing some of the N.E.S.T. soldiers to be crushed by them as retaliatory fire from soldiers begins to ring out.]
Major Lennox: [Speaking into his communicator] Eagle-niner!
Bald soldier from the first movie: Aah!
Major Lennox: [Speaking into his communicator] I need an energy proton! [Demolisher manages to get up and mobile despite taking fire.]
Sergeant Epps: [Speaking into his communicator] Panther One, requesting fire mission now!
Pentagon officer: Gunships on station. Roll in hot!
Black Hawk Pilot: Dog One, now we are engaging. [Two Black Hawk choppers fire on Demolisher, and while one of them gets past Demolisher without incident, Demolisher manages to smash the tail boom off the second one, causing it to crash and explode.]
Black Hawk Pilot: We got a second Decepticon.
Major Lennox: Arcee! Twins! Target coming your way!

View Quote [repeated line] I didn't see that coming.

View Quote Beth: It's like, I meet a guy, and I think it's great, and anyone else would just be thinking about how much greater it's going to get. And I'm constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Nick: You know, lightning does strike once in a while, Beth. Trust me, I know.

View Quote [last lines]
Nick: I have a question... why do you keep giving me back my poker chips?
Beth: Because you deserve to have it back. You threw them into the fountain and wished for love, and I don't want to keep it anymore!
Nick: [looking confused] No I didn't.
Beth: You didn't?
Nick: No!
Beth: Then who did?
Nick: I have no idea.
Beth: Then this... is all real?
[Nick starts to answer and then stops himself. He climbs into the fountain with Beth and drops the poker chip in the water]
Nick: This real enough for you?
Priest: [falling to his knees at the edge of the plaza] Ay, Dios Mio! Free from temptation! Graci!
Beth: [watching in amazement as the Priest dashes off] Didn't you say, at Umberto's bachelor party...
Nick: ...the padre cleaned me out at the poker table. Yeah.

View Quote [To Megatron] I can hear it in my nightmares...