Most scenes together: Sam & Mikaela (3), Megatron & Starscream (3), Major Lennox & Sergeant Epps (3)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen quotes
Page 1 of 2"I'm so excited, / And I just can't hide it..."
We have intel that I believe warrants an immediate debrief. But with your permission, I can't let you see him, but I would like you to hear it from the leader of the Autobots.
Proceed. [Optimus transforms into robot mode leaving Director Galloway in awe]
General, our alliance has countermanded six Decepticon incursions this year, each on a different continent. They’re clearly searching around the world for something, but last night’s encounter came with a warning.
The Fallen shall rise again.
"The Fallen." Meaning what?
Origin unknown. The only recorded history of our race was contained within the allspark lost with its destruction.
Excuse me! With this so-called 'all-spark' now destroyed, why hasn't the enemy left the planet like you thought they would?
Director Galloway, our National Security Advisor. The President just appointed him liaison.
Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.
Forgive the interruption, general. Excuse me, coming through. Excuse me. Excuse me, General. After all the damage in Shanghai, the President is hard-pressed to say the job is getting done. [To Optimus] Now, under the classified Alien Autobot Cooperation Act, you agreed to share your intel with us, but not your advancements in weaponry.
We've witnessed your human capacity for war. It would absolutely bring more harm than good.
But who are you to judge what's best for us?
With all due respect, we've been fighting side by side in the field for two years.
We've shed blood, sweat, and precious metal together.
Solider, you’re paid to shoot, not talk.
Don't tempt me.
And the, uh, the newest members of your team.
Easy.
I understand they arrived here after you sent a message into space, an open invitation to come to Earth, vetted by no one at the White House.
Let me stop you right there, Mr. Galloway. It was vetted right here. And in my experience, the judgment of both Major Lennox and his team has always been above reproach.
Well, be that as it may, General, it is the position of the president that when our national security is at stake, no one is above reproach. Now, what do we know so far? We know that the enemy leader, classified NBE One, aka Megatron, is rusting in peace at the bottom of the Laurentian Abyss, surrounded by SOSUS detection nets and a full-time submarine surveillance. We also know that the only known remaining piece of your alien AllSpark is locked in an electromagnetic vault here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world.
Decepticons, we have located the shard.
And since no one can seem to tell me what the enemy is now after, well, there's only one clear conclusion! You! The Autobots! They're here to hunt you! What's there to hunt for on Earth besides that? "The Fallen shall rise again?" Sounds to me like something's coming. So, let me ask, if we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served by denying you further asylum on our planet, will you leave peacefully?
Freedom is your right. If you make that request, we will honor it. But, before your President decides, please ask him this. What if we leave, and you’re wrong?
That's a good question.
What have you got?
Thermal ripple.
Right, everybody, be steady... We're right on top of it. [Demolishor transforms into robot mode and roars before slamming both his hands down on a pile of steel pipes, sending them flying, causing some of the N.E.S.T. soldiers to be crushed by them as retaliatory fire from soldiers begins to ring out.]
Aah!
I need an energy proton! [Demolisher manages to get up and mobile despite taking fire.]
Gunships on station. Roll in hot!
Dog One, now we are engaging. [Two Black Hawk choppers fire on Demolisher, and while one of them gets past Demolisher without incident, Demolisher manages to smash the tail boom off the second one, causing it to crash and explode.]
We got a second Decepticon.
Arcee! Twins! Target coming your way!
I'm gonna wait outside... [goes outside and starts to strip revealing a white dress]
Boy, you returned for me.
Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?
Bumblebee, just hear me out okay? You know, freshmen aren't allowed to have cars, that's all it is. It is best for both of us. I know it doesn't sound like it but... you're an Autobot, you shouldn't be living in my dad's garage. I mean you're suffocating in here. Hey will you look at me please? Hey, come on big guy... [gives Bumblebee a hug] Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job. It's over with. You've gotta be something else, you've got have a bigger purpose then just me, Bee! I can't be the end all deal in your life! I wanna be normal, I want to go to college. Everybody has this, and I should be able to experience this. And I can't do that with you.
Come on... it's not the last time I'm gonna see you, you know? Come on, don't do that... Bee, you're killing me...
Hey! I'm not taking you with me!
You'll always be my first car man. I love you. [leaves the garage]
Watch it, watch it- [Skids and Mudflap crash into a wall causing them to turn into robot-mode]
Oof! Ah! Yah! I screwed that up... I'm okay. I'm all right.
This is combat, man!
Total brain freeze, man.
What's wrong with you? [punches Mudflap]
Ah!
Air support, we need Big Buddha to deliver the drop now!
Cyclone nine-eight, final attack hitting in one two zero. [Cargo-bay doors lower] Clear drop in five, four, three, two, one.
Autobots, I'm in pursuit! [Once close enough to the ground, Optimus severs his parachute’s with his energon blade and transforms into vehicle mode as he moves to intercept Demolisher. Optimus transforms into robot mode and jumps on Demolisher as he destroys an overpass; as Optimus manages to get on top of his head.] Pull over! [Demolishor refuses, forcing Optimus to shoot his head]
Oh! [Demolisher loses his balance, verging off the bridge, and crashes, landing under an overpass. Optimus and Ironhide approach the crippled Decepticon.]
Punk ass Decepticon!
Any last words?
This is not your planet to rule! The Fallen shall rise again.
That doesn't sound good.
Not today. [blasts Demolisher in the head]
Hide, Sam!
Weak! [hits Megatron with the tree and follows up by delivering a powerful strike to the center of Megatron's back.] Puny! [Megatron attempts to strike Optimus with a fierce slash, but Optimus evades the attack and counters with a formidable right hook, knocking Megatron to the ground.] Waste of metal. [Megatron manages regain his stance, only to be pierced in the left shoulder by Optimus' energon blade] Junkyard crap! [Elbow’s Megaton to the face and throws him]
Decepticons! [Grindor and Starscream came crashing through the trees to Megatron's aid.]
Come here, boy.
[Starscream and Megatron initiate their pursuit of Sam, who is attempting to escape. Megatron, however, is tackled to the ground by Optimus, seizing his left leg Optimus then delivers a sharp elbow to Megatron's knee joint and knees him in the side of the face, causing him to fall. As Starscream charges at Optimus, the latter reacts with remarkable speed, landing two punches to Starscream's face before delivering a kick that sends Megatron backward. Optimus then lifts Starscream upside down, firing his machine gun, and follows up by kicking him in the jaw, resulting in Starscream tumbling away.]
There is another source of Energon hidden on this planet. The boy could lead us to it.
[The trio of Decepticons encircles Prime in a menacing manner. Grindor seizes Optimus Prime by the head, attacking his midsection with a wrist-mounted router blade. In response, Optimus retaliates by elbowing Grindor in the face, forcing him back. Starscream then strikes Optimus Prime twice with his blades and follows up with a blow from his mace. Subsequently, Megatron captures Optimus Prime and forcefully slams him to the ground, delivering a kick to his head.]
Ugh…
OPTIMUS!
Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?
Up! Get up!
You'll never stop at one... [Deploys his twin Energon blades] I'll take you all on!
[He engages all three Decepticons in combat; Optimus thrusts his blade into Starscream's right shoulder and flings him towards Megatron. Megatron evades the attack, resulting in Starscream tumbling to the ground. Subsequently, Optimus severs Grindor's arm, which flies harmlessly across the battlefield, striking Megatron's arm and disrupting his aim, causing a misfire into the forest before he can target Optimus. Optimus then slashes Grindor's left bicep and strikes Starscream, before leaping to seize Starscream's left arm, inadvertently prompting Starscream to shoot Grindor twice. Optimus performs a flip over Starscream, sending him reeling backward. Grindor attempts to shoot Optimus three times but fails to hit. Megatron charges at Optimus, who retaliates with a blow to Megatron, while Starscream also rushes at Optimus. In response, Optimus delivers a headbutt to Starscream, then stabs Megatron in the left knee, seemingly dislocating it, followed by a stab to Megatron's left shoulder, forcing him to the ground. He twists his energon blade, tearing a portion of Megatron's left shoulder away. As Megatron looks at Optimus, he is struck by a right hook, causing him to expel Energon, and then Optimus follows up with an uppercut that sends Megatron flying backward. Finally, Optimus tears off Starscream's arm and uses it to strike him. Following this, he leaps onto Grindor, violently dismembering Grindor's head with his Energon hooks.]
No, not me! [screaming] Noooooo!!!
Piece of tin! Sam? Where are you?
The last Prime is dead!
Sam… run. Run… [Optimus dies as the other Autobots arrive]
Autobots, attack! [Sam runs over to Bumblebee who is in vehicle mode carrying Leo and Mikaela]
Bumblebee, get them out of here!
Oh, there he is... This guy's a legend, like the Chairman of the Board! Yo, freshman, point the shard and watch the magic happen. [Sam sticks the Allspark shard into the jet. Mikaela makes a closer examination of the plane, and discovers a symbol...]
Shit. It's a Decepticon!
Decepticon?
Decepticon?
Behind the MiG NOW!
What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? [spots the humans] Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourselves, or suffer my infinite wrath! [Cautiously, the humans approach the robot] You little spinal-cord-based organisms...! [bangs his head on a model of a satellite, which drops and just misses Sam] Bugger it! [stands upright] Behold, the eternal glory of Jetfire! Prepare for remote systems override!
I tell you, this guy did not age well.
I don't think he's going to hurt us.
I command these doors to open! [aims his blaster at a door] Fire!… I said, FIRE! [the blaster malfunctions and misfires] Oh, bollocks! Damn these worthless parts! [smashes his way out of the museum]
Wait a second!
Itchy, wretched rust in my arse! [scratches himself] Now, what was I doing? Right. I'm on a mission. [Smashes the left tailroader off an old decommissioned plane before turning around and knocking the right tailroader off the plane behind him with his front landing gear, which he is using as a cane, both by accident. The humans catch up to Jetfire]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, Jetfire!
What do ya want?
Look, we just want to talk!
I have no time to talk. I'm on a mission. I'm a mercenary doom-bringer. What planet am I on?
Earth.
"Earth?" Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it "Dirt". "Planet Dirt." Tell me, is that bloody civil war still going on?
Yeah.
Who's winning?
The Decepticons.
Bah! Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.
What do you mean changed sides? You can do that?
It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision. So much negativity and wanton slaughter… who wants to live a life full of hate?
What, so ya mean ya don't haveta work for them miserable friggin' Decepticons?
Pah, if the Decepticons had their way, they'd waylay the entire cosmos.