Love, Simon (2018) · 24 quotes
Jack
He's drunk.
Definitely.
Jack
So how do we feel about that?
Well, he didn't drive drunk, and he's home before curfew, so...
Jack
Good. That's what I thought we thought.
Yeah, that's what we think, right?
Jack
Yeah. We're good parents.
Jack
How long have you known?
Like, I really started to get it when I was around thirteen.
Jack
Four years. Four years of eating dinner together, four years of going to the movies together, four years of walking Bieber together. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have missed it. All those stupid jokes...
Well, I know you didn't mean 'em.
Jack
It doesn't matter, I shouldn't have missed it. But in case the message got lost somewhere I just want you to know that I love you. And I'm really proud of you. I wouldn't change anything about you.
Jack
Hey, I thought maybe we could sign up for grindr together.
You don't know what grindr is, do you?
Jack
It's facebook for gay people.
Not what it is.
