Jazz [to Sam and Mikaela]
What's crackin', little bitches? [does a somersault]
Voiced by Darius McCrary 
Transformers (2007) · 197 quotes
Transformers (2007) · 197 quotes
Tied for 9th most-quoted character in Transformers (2007): in 11 of its 197 quotes
Most scenes with: Optimus Prime (4), Ironhide (3), Sam Witwicky (2)
You want a piece of me? You want a piece?!
More lines from Jazz
5 quotes Jazz Jazz This looks like a cool place to kick it! [jumps onto a car behind him as if jumping into a chair]
Jazz [to Optimus Prime]
We rolling!
Jazz It's Megatron, retreat! Move! Fall back!
Jazz [as he attacks Devastator]
Come on, Decepticon punk!
Scenes with Jazz
5 scenes[The Autobots meet Sam and Mikaela in an alley]
Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendant of Archibald Witwicky?
Yeah.
My name is Optimus Prime. We are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet Cybetron.
But you can call us "Autobots" for short.
Autobots.
Jazz What's crackin', little bitches? [does a somersault]
My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz.
Jazz This looks like a cool place to kick it! [jumps onto a car behind him as if it were a chair]
What is that? How did he learn to talk like that?
We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web. [points to Ironhide] My weapons specialist, Ironhide.
Easy, Ironhide.
Just kidding, I just wanted to show him my cannons.
Our medical officer, Ratchet.
[Mikaela scratches her head in embarassment - Sam whistles]
You already know your guardian, Bumblebee.
Bumblebee, right? You're my guardian, huh? [Bumblebee nods]
His vocal processors were damaged in battle. I'm still working on them.
Why are you here?
We are here looking for the All Spark, and we must find it before Megatron.
Mega-what?
[produces a hologram of Cybertron for Sam and Mikaela to see]
Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet, and the Allspark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him.
My grandfather...?
It was an accident that intertwined our fates. [flashbacks to Archibald's discovery of Megatron in the ice] Megatron crash-landed before he could retreive the Cube. He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were inprinted on his glasses.
How did you know about his glasses?
eBay.
eBay...
If the Decepticons find the Allspark, they'll use its power to transform Earth's machines, and build a new army.
And the human race will be extinguished. Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival.
[Agent Simmons is interrogating Sam and Mikaela in a car]
Hey, you see this? [shows them his badge] This is a "do whatever I want and get away with it" badge. I'm gonna lock you up forever.
Oh God... you know what? Don't listen to him. He's just pissy because he's gotta get back to guarding the Mall.
You in the training bra. Do not test me, especially with your daddy's parole coming up.
What? Parole?!
It's nothing.
A grand theft auto? That ain't nothing?
You know those cars my dad used to teach me to fix? Well, they... They weren't always his.
You stole cars?!
Well, we couldn't always afford a babysitter, so he'd sometimes had to bring me along.
She's got her own juvy record to prove it! She's a criminal. And criminals are hot! Now it'd be a real shame if he rots in jail for the rest of his natural life. It is time to talk!
[The car crashes into an unknown object and is suddenly lifted from the ground, then falls back down as the roof is ripped off]
You A-holes are in trouble now. Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my friend, Optimus Prime.
Taking the children was a bad move. Autobots relieve them of their weapons!
[The agents point their weapons at Prime, while the Autobots jump down from a nearby bridge and reveal their weapons] [brandishing his cannons]
Freeze!!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Jazz Give me those! [uses his magnetic hands to disarm the agents]
You don't seem afraid. Are you not surprised to see us?
Look there are—S7 protocols, okay? I'm not authorized to communicate with you... except to tell you that I cannot communicate with—you
Uh...me? You want me to...
NOW!!!
All right, I'm getting out.
Jazz Hang back, let me check it out. Optimus, are we just gonna stand here and do nothing?
There's no way to free Bumblebee with harming the humans.
Jazz But it's not right.
Let them leave. [recovers Archibald's glasses]
[The Autobots discuss their next move atop the Griffith Observatory] [holding Archibald's glasses]
Please... let this work.
Jazz Fire it up, Optimus.
[creates a hologram of the Earth from the glasses]
The code... the code on these glasses indicates the Allspark is 230 miles from here.
I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize.
They must know it's here as well...
Jazz What about Bumblebee? We can't just leave him to die! [Bumblebee is tortuted by the Sector 7 agents] Or become some human experiment!
He'll die in vain if we don't accomplish out mission. Bumblebee is a brave soldier; this is what he would want.
Why are we fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race.
Were we so different? They are a young species; they have much to learn... but I've seen goodness in them. [Sector 7 vehicles pull up, Sam and Mikaela disembark] Freedom is the right of all sentient beings... you all know there is only one way to end this war. We must destroy the Cube. If all else fails, [opens his chest compartment] I will unite it with the spark in my chest.
That's suicide! The Cube is raw power, it could destroy you both!
A neccesary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes. It's been an honor serving with you all. Autobots, roll out!
Jazz We rolling!
Jazz Is that all you got, Megatron?
Come here, little cretin!
Jazz You want a piece of me? You want a piece?!
No! I want two! [rips Jazz in half]
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