Glen Whitmann Maggie!... No! This is my private area, my place of Zen and peace.
8th most-quoted character in Transformers (2007): in 12 of its 197 quotes
Most scenes with: Maggie Madsen (4), Secretary of Defense John Keller (2)
You want that piece? [reaches for last donut] Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you how it's going to happen. They're going to come through that door, and play good-cop, bad-cop. Don't fall for that, all right? That's why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don't touch it, you're guilty. I ate the whole plate—the whole plate, okay? So me and you, they walk through that door, you don't say nothin'.
More lines from Glen Whitmann
7 quotes Glen Whitmann Glen Whitmann SHUT UP, GRANDMA!!
Glen Whitmann GRANDMAMA, DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE!!
Glen Whitmann That killer robot is really distracting!
Glen Whitmann So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the Internet! Who hasn't?! Who hasn't?!
Glen Whitmann [To FBI agent during interrogation]
Hey man, I'm still a virgin.
Glen Whitmann [while he and Maggie are being arrested by the FBI]
Get off the carpet! My grandmama don't like anyone on her carpet, especially police!
Scenes with Glen Whitmann
4 scenes Glen Whitmann [Glen has just eaten a whole plateful of donuts]
Ok, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you how it's going to happen. They're going to come through that door, be good-cop, bad-cop. Don't fall for that, all right? That's why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don't touch it, you're guilty. I ate the whole plate—the whole plate, okay? So me and you, they walk through that door, you don't say nothing. [door opens and agents come in and surround them; as soon an agent drops a folder of papers on the folder, Glen jumps up and points to Maggie] SHE DID IT!!! She did it, she's the one you want! I was just sitting at home, watching cartoons and playing video games with my cousin, then she came in there!
Glen Whitmann Hey, I am not going to jail for you, or anybody else! I have done nothing bad my entire life! Hey man, I’m still a virgin! Okay, so I downloaded a couple of thousand songs off the internet. Who hasn't? Who hasn't?!
Glen, shut up!
Glen Whitmann No, you shut up! Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me, criminal! [suddenly clutches his stomach] Ooh... sugar rush...
You're coming with me. You're going to be my advisor.
Glen Whitmann Me too?
Who's this?
He's... my advisor.
He comes too.
[Sam and Mikaela are being transported in the same helicopter as Maggie and Glen]
So...
What did they get you for?
I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
Glen Whitmann [is stunned]
Wow...!
Who knew?
[Epps and Glen stare at the gashes in the Allspark chamber]
Whoa. Has Freddy Krueger been in here?
Glen Whitmann Naw, man! Freddy Krueger's got four blades, that's only three! That's Wolverine! [growls and laughs] Right, that's Wolverine? [Epps looks very unimpressed]
That's very funny. [Glenn falls slient, offended] Does anyone have any mechanical devices? BlackBerry, key alarm, cell phone?
Glen Whitmann I got a phone. [hands it to Simmons]
Nokias are real nasty. You gotta respect the Japanese; they know the way of the Samurai.
Nokia's from Finland.
Yes, but he's, uh... [quietly] you know, strange. He's a little strange.
[Simmons flips a switch, shooting electricity into the box; the cellphone transforms into a well-armed miniature robot that starts shooting at the box with a gatling gun]
We're able to harness the Cube's radiation and funnel it into that box. Mean little sucker, huh?
That thing is freaky!
Kinda like the itty-bitty Energizer Bunny from Hell, huh?!
Other characters in Transformers
Sam Witwicky
Shia LaBeouf
Optimus Prime
Peter Cullen
Megatron
Hugo Weaving
Mikaela Banes
Megan Fox
Secretary of Defense John Keller
Jon Voight
Capt. William Lennox
Josh Duhamel
Ron Witwicky
Kevin Dunn
Jazz
Darius McCrary
Judy Witwicky
Julie White
Ironhide
Maggie Madsen
Rachael Taylor
Agent Simmons
John Turturro
Bobby Bolivia
Bernie Mac
Sgt. Robert Epps
Frenzy
Tech Sgt. Epps
Ratchet
Robert Foxworth
Bumblebee
Mark Ryan
Starscream
Charlie Adler
