Anthony Anderson movie quotes

View Quote [To FBI agent during interrogation] Hey man, I'm still a virgin.

View Quote That killer robot is really distracting!

View Quote GRANDMAMA, DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE!!

View Quote Trish, I'm gonna find your Aaliyah-looking ass, I know where you work at!

View Quote Name's Maurice, bitch.

View Quote Hey Dimsum, You some real funny man.

View Quote [with his tongue sticking out with splinters on it] I think I got a splinter in my tongue.

View Quote I'm gonna chew him free.

View Quote What? What's wrong with my eyes?

View Quote [Twitchy is talking too fast]
Det. Stork: What is it, boy? Truck? Trouble at the mill? Is the barn on fire? The barn's on fire! The well! Timmy's stuck in the well!
Chief Grizzly: Wait! It's like he's speaking...words of some kind.
[Twitchy facepalms in frustration]

View Quote [Granny has just revealed her secret sports life to the police. Red is giving a disgusted look at her]
Granny: Honey, don't look at your granny like that.
Red: I'm sorry, I thought you were Triple G! Or are you the bandit?
[Stunned silence]
Det. Stork: Awkward! [awkwardly side slips his way out of the room]
Granny: You're being ridiculous, Red.
Red: I'm being ridiculous?! You're off living...La Vida Loca, risking your life for some dumb thrills! And I'm supposed to stay home and be your happy little delivery girl?!
[Pause]
Tommy: I have a...
Flippers: Coffee break, anyone?
Chief Grizzly: Uh, yeah.
[Everyone starts for the door]
Det. Stork: Who's got my keys?
Raccoon Jerry: You think Granny would mind if I went through her garbage?
Chief Grizzly: Excuse us.
[Everyone, except Red and Granny, files out of the room]
Granny: I thought you were happy.
Red: Open your eyes. I've never even been outside of the forest. Don't you think I'd want more than that?
Granny: Of course you do. You're a Puckett.
Red: [sighs] I don't know what that means anymore. [takes off her red hood, drops it on the floor, and leaves the room]
[Granny sadly picks it up as she watches her granddaughter leave]

View Quote [Red has been brought in to be interviewed]
Flippers: What's with the handcuffs on a little girl? Her wrists could slip right out! How 'bout a cage?
Det. Stork: [on walkie-talkie, eager] Bring in the cage!
Flippers: I was being sarcastic.
Det. Stork: [on walkie-talkie, disappointed] Sarcasm. Strike the cage...
[The guy on the other end of the radio groans]
Chief Grizzly: [sighs] Well all right. Get the cuffs off her.
[The notary sharpens his pencil and Red's handcuffs are removed]
Nicky Flippers: So, Red, why don't you explain how this all began?
Red: Well, like any other day: I was making deliveries to my granny's goodie shop.

View Quote Holy shit! Is this Jackie Chan's office?