A character in Transformers (2007)

Ironhide quotes from Transformers (2007)

In 10 of the 197 quotes from Transformers (2007)
Most scenes with: Optimus Prime (6), Sam Witwicky (5), Ratchet (4)

Scenes with Ironhide

10 scenes
[The Autobots meet Sam and Mikaela in an alley]

Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendant of Archibald Witwicky?

[stunned]

They know your name!

Yeah.

My name is Optimus Prime. We are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet Cybetron.

But you can call us "Autobots" for short.

Autobots.

Jazz

What's crackin', little bitches? [does a somersault]

My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz.

Jazz

This looks like a cool place to kick it! [jumps onto a car behind him as if it were a chair]

What is that? How did he learn to talk like that?

We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web. [points to Ironhide] My weapons specialist, Ironhide.

Ironhide
[brandishing his weapons]

You feeling lucky, punk?

Easy, Ironhide.

Ironhide

Just kidding, I just wanted to show him my cannons.

Our medical officer, Ratchet.

[sniffing]

The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.

[Mikaela scratches her head in embarassment - Sam whistles]

You already know your guardian, Bumblebee.

[does a little dance]

Check to the rep/Yep, second to none.

Bumblebee, right? You're my guardian, huh? [Bumblebee nods]

His vocal processors were damaged in battle. I'm still working on them.

Why are you here?

We are here looking for the All Spark, and we must find it before Megatron.

Mega-what?

[produces a hologram of Cybertron for Sam and Mikaela to see]

Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet, and the Allspark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him.

My grandfather...?

It was an accident that intertwined our fates. [flashbacks to Archibald's discovery of Megatron in the ice] Megatron crash-landed before he could retreive the Cube. He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were inprinted on his glasses.

How did you know about his glasses?

eBay...

If the Decepticons find the Allspark, they'll use its power to transform Earth's machines, and build a new army.

And the human race will be extinguished. Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival.

[to Sam]

Please tell me you have those glasses.

[Mojo, Sam's dog, has just peed on Ironhide's foot]

Mojo! Mojo! Off the robot!

Ironhide

You have a rodent infestation. Shall I terminate it?

No! No! This is a Chihuahua. We all love Chihuahuas.

Ironhide

He's leaked lubricant all over my foot!

He—you mean he peed on you? [to Mojo] Bad Mojo! Bad Mojo!

Ironhide

Bad Mojo!

I'm sorry, it's a male dominance thing, that's all...

Ironhide

Hugghh... My foot's gonna rust.

[Sam asks the Autobots to keep quiet]

Autobots, fall back.

[The Autobots move away from the house]

Move!

Ironhide

Get away!

What's the matter with you?! Can't you be quiet? He wants us to be quiet!

[runs into the powerline]

OW!! [siren goes off, trips and falls; the house starts shaking]

Earthquake! Move, move, move, MOVE!! Earthquake! Judy, get under the table! Move it! Duck and cover, right now!

[not moving]

How did you get over there so fast??

[slightly giddy]

Wow, that was tingly! [tries to get up, strains] You got to try that!

Ironhide
[sarcastically]

Yeah, that looks fun.

Ironhide
[Sam and Mikaela's search for the glasses are continually interrupted by Sam's parents] [brandishing his arm-cannons]

The parents are very irritating.

[trying to calm him]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Ironhide

Can I take them out?

Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans! What is with you?!

Ironhide

Well, I'm just saying, we could... it's an option.

[Agent Simmons is interrogating Sam and Mikaela in a car]

Hey, you see this? [shows them his badge] This is a "do whatever I want and get away with it" badge. I'm gonna lock you up forever.

Oh God... you know what? Don't listen to him. He's just pissy because he's gotta get back to guarding the Mall.

You in the training bra. Do not test me, especially with your daddy's parole coming up.

What? Parole?!

It's nothing.

A grand theft auto? That ain't nothing?

You know those cars my dad used to teach me to fix? Well, they... They weren't always his.

You stole cars?!

Well, we couldn't always afford a babysitter, so he'd sometimes had to bring me along.

She's got her own juvy record to prove it! She's a criminal. And criminals are hot! Now it'd be a real shame if he rots in jail for the rest of his natural life. It is time to talk!

[The car crashes into an unknown object and is suddenly lifted from the ground, then falls back down as the roof is ripped off]

You A-holes are in trouble now. Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my friend, Optimus Prime.

Taking the children was a bad move. Autobots relieve them of their weapons!

Ironhide
[The agents point their weapons at Prime, while the Autobots jump down from a nearby bridge and reveal their weapons] [brandishing his cannons]

Freeze!!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Jazz

Give me those! [uses his magnetic hands to disarm the agents]

[Optimus Prime leans in to face Simmons and the agents] [staring at Prime]

Hi there.

You don't seem afraid. Are you not surprised to see us?

Look there are—S7 protocols, okay? I'm not authorized to communicate with you... except to tell you that I cannot communicate with—you

[sternly]

Get out of the car.

Uh...me? You want me to...

NOW!!!

All right, I'm getting out.

[The Autobots discuss their next move atop the Griffith Observatory] [holding Archibald's glasses]

Please... let this work.

Jazz

Fire it up, Optimus.

[creates a hologram of the Earth from the glasses]

The code... the code on these glasses indicates the Allspark is 230 miles from here.

I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize.

Ironhide

They must know it's here as well...

Jazz

What about Bumblebee? We can't just leave him to die! [Bumblebee is tortuted by the Sector 7 agents] Or become some human experiment!

He'll die in vain if we don't accomplish out mission. Bumblebee is a brave soldier; this is what he would want.

Ironhide

Why are we fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race.

Were we so different? They are a young species; they have much to learn... but I've seen goodness in them. [Sector 7 vehicles pull up, Sam and Mikaela disembark] Freedom is the right of all sentient beings... you all know there is only one way to end this war. We must destroy the Cube. If all else fails, [opens his chest compartment] I will unite it with the spark in my chest.

That's suicide! The Cube is raw power, it could destroy you both!

A neccesary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes. It's been an honor serving with you all. Autobots, roll out!

Jazz

We rolling!

[radioing to a lone F-22 flying overhead]

Raptor, Raptor, do you copy? We have you visual. Green smoke is the mark, provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction.

Ironhide
[The F-22, guided by the smoke, turns and head for them, but there's no answer] [transforms]

It's Starscream!

Please tell me you copy...

Ironhide

Back up, take cover! Bumblebee...!

[With Bumblebee's help, Ironhide grabs a truck and uses it as a shield as Starscream comes closer]

Oh no, no, no, no, MOVE!

Ironhide

Back up! Back up! Incoming!

Retreat, fall back!

[Starscream strafes the ground, blasting everyone to the ground]

What the hell was that?

What are you talking about?

What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us!

F-22 pilots would never fly below buildings! That's alien! That ain't friendly!

Sam, where's the Cube?

[pointing to the ground]

Right there!

Right! Here, take this flare! Take the Cube, and head to that building! Get to the top, and light a flare! There's some Black Hawks coming! One of them will come to you and get in and take and take the Cube to the authorities!

What? No, I can't do this!

Listen to me! You're a soldier now! All right, I need you take this Cube, get it into military hands while we hold them off, or a lot of people are gonna die. [to Mikaela] You got to go, you got to go.

No, I'm not leaving.

You need to go.

No, I'm not leaving till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay?

Ironhide

Sam, we will protect you.

Epps, where are those planes?

Sam, no matter what happens... I'm really glad I got in that car with you.

Ironhide

Sam, get to the building! Move!

[to Sam]

I'll kill you...! Mine! Allspark!

Sam, put the Cube in my chest now! Sam! No, Sam!

[Sam rams the Cube into Megatron's chest, destroying him] [to Megatron's destroyed corpse]

You left me no choice, brother. Sam, I owe you my life. We are in your debt.

Ironhide
[hands Jazz's corpse]

Prime, we couldn't save him.

Oh, Jazz. [referring to the humans] We lost a great comrade, but gained new ones. Thank you, all of you. You honor us with your bravery.

[fully repaired]

Permission to speak, sir?

Permission granted, old friend.

You speak now?

I wish to stay with the boy.

If that is his wish.

Yes!

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