A character in Transformers (2007)

Maggie Madsen quotes from Transformers (2007)

Rachael Taylor
Played by Rachael Taylor Transformers (2007) · 197 quotes

In 10 of the 197 quotes from Transformers (2007)
Most scenes with: Glen Whitmann (4), Secretary of Defense John Keller (2)

A line from Maggie Madsen

The signal pattern is learning on its own, it's evolving. And you need to move past Fourier transfers, and start thinking quantum mechanics.

More lines from Maggie Madsen

5 quotes
Maggie Madsen

Sir, they hacked a firewall in more than ten seconds! Even with a brute force attack, a supercomputer would have to take twenty years to do that!

Maggie Madsen

There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code.

Maggie Madsen

Glen, seriously, don't you want to see something classified? Like "I will go to jail for the rest of my life for showing you" classified.

Maggie Madsen
[to Simmons about the well-armed miniature robot]

That thing is freaky!

Maggie Madsen

Glen, can you hotwire this computer to transmit a tone through the radio? Morse Code, you can use this to transmit it through that!

Scenes with Maggie Madsen

4 scenes
[Glen has just eaten a whole plateful of donuts]

Ok, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you how it's going to happen. They're going to come through that door, be good-cop, bad-cop. Don't fall for that, all right? That's why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don't touch it, you're guilty. I ate the whole plate—the whole plate, okay? So me and you, they walk through that door, you don't say nothing. [door opens and agents come in and surround them; as soon an agent drops a folder of papers on the folder, Glen jumps up and points to Maggie] SHE DID IT!!! She did it, she's the one you want! I was just sitting at home, watching cartoons and playing video games with my cousin, then she came in there!

Maggie Madsen
[in anger]

Glen, you freak!

Hey, I am not going to jail for you, or anybody else! I have done nothing bad my entire life! Hey man, I’m still a virgin! Okay, so I downloaded a couple of thousand songs off the internet. Who hasn't? Who hasn't?!

Maggie Madsen

Glen, shut up!

No, you shut up! Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me, criminal! [suddenly clutches his stomach] Ooh... sugar rush...

[Epps and Glen stare at the gashes in the Allspark chamber]

Whoa. Has Freddy Krueger been in here?

Naw, man! Freddy Krueger's got four blades, that's only three! That's Wolverine! [growls and laughs] Right, that's Wolverine? [Epps looks very unimpressed]

That's very funny. [Glenn falls slient, offended] Does anyone have any mechanical devices? BlackBerry, key alarm, cell phone?

I got a phone. [hands it to Simmons]

Nokias are real nasty. You gotta respect the Japanese; they know the way of the Samurai.

Maggie Madsen

Nokia's from Finland.

Yes, but he's, uh... [quietly] you know, strange. He's a little strange.

[Simmons flips a switch, shooting electricity into the box; the cellphone transforms into a well-armed miniature robot that starts shooting at the box with a gatling gun]

We're able to harness the Cube's radiation and funnel it into that box. Mean little sucker, huh?

Maggie Madsen

That thing is freaky!

Kinda like the itty-bitty Energizer Bunny from Hell, huh?!

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