Can you shed any light on the recent, so-called alien activity in this area?

Do you know what? I think that if there really was some sort of alien infestation...

[fondling Mojo]

Yeah. They, the government, would be the first to let you know.

The government would let us know.

Yeah. I mean, this is America.

You know, that's how we live in a free land, there are no secrets. They'd say "Hey! Duck and cover!" Your head is kind of a different size that it is on television.