Shia LaBeouf movie quotes

View Quote Ox, it's Mutt. It's me.

View Quote [to Indiana] For an old man, you're not bad in a fight. What're you like - 80?

View Quote Hold up! [combs his hair] Okay, I'm ready. Don't give these pigs anything.

View Quote You might not be saying the word '****', alright, I'll give you that, but you're damn sure are making him feel ****.

View Quote Tyler: [Hitch hiking in a pick up truck with an oversized dog] Is she a good dog?
Driver: Good enough. She don't run away. So I guess that makes her mine. My wife's long gone. My kids are grown. We look out for each other.
Tyler: That's all right.
Driver: Crazy, ain't it?
Tyler: What's that?
Driver: The fire down at the docks.
Tyler: There was a fire at the docks?
Driver: Yeah.
Tyler: No shit. I didn't hear nothing about that.
Driver: Yeah. It started out small, but got out of hand pretty fast.
Tyler: Did it?
Driver: Some of them boys are out right now trying to catch the guy that lit it. They set up a roadblock down 158.
Tyler: 158 huh?
Driver: Yeah. [A freight train crosses their road]
Tyler: Shit, you know what? I left something back there. I got to go back. [Gets out of truck]
Driver: You sure you don't want a ride all the way back into town?
Tyler: No, I forgot something back there.
Driver: I'm going right there.
Tyler: Oh, I appreciate it thanks. [Walks away]

View Quote [Tyler and Zak are on a beach in late evening with Zak doing deranged laughter impressions lying down]
Tyler: I ain't the slightest bit scared of you.
Zak: I... I want to be... a professional... wrestler. And I am a bad guy.
Tyler: Why do you wanna be a bad guy?
Zak: Because my family left me.
Tyler: That don't make you a bad guy. Good guys get left too, Zak. Ain't no silly laugh, or wearing black, or eyed shadow and shit. Ain't nothing to do with that. It has to do with what's in here, in your heart. You got a good-guy heart. You can't do shit about it, that's just who you are. You're a hero.
Zak: I can't be a hero because I am a Down's syndrome.
Tyler: What's that got to do with your heart? Who told you that?
Zak: Coach. Teachers.
Tyler: Your coach? What'd your coach say?
Zak: I am ****.
Tyler: Your coach said that? [Zak nods] What a shitty coach. Your team ever win anything? [Zak body language confirms negative status] No? Some shit you ain't never going to do. That's all right. You can't be everything. You ain't gonna be no professional basketball player. You ain't gonna dunk no basketball, or be an Olympic swimmer. You sink like a stone, because your all muscle. Muscle sinks. Today, you pulled me up out that water, you almost pulled my whole arm out the socket. Most grown folk I know ain't got that kind of strength. You're strong, Zak. **** your coach.
Zak: Tyler.
Tyler: Yeah?
Zak: Who those people on the boat?
Tyler: On the boat? That's Duncan and Ratboy.
Zak: They are a good guy or a bad guy?
Tyler: Bad guy.
Zak: Tyler.
Tyler: Hmm?
Zak: Are you the good guy or a bad guy?
Tyler: I don't know. What you think?
Zak: You are a good guy.
[Tyler has flashbacks to bonding with brother Mark and it is revealed that Tyler fell asleep while driving with Mark possibly to leading his death]
Tyler: [Wakes up to see Zak] What?
Zak: Will you please train me?
Tyler: Yeah, I don't know shit about wrestling.
Zak: I want to learn. I want to be a hero.
Tyler: You know how to do pushups. Yeah? Let's go.
Zak: Oh, what do you want to do?
Tyler: We're gonna train.
Zak: Yeah.
Tyler: [Zak walking on diverging train tracks] It's balance. [Hands shotgun to Zak] This kicks back, you understand? [Teaching Zak to aim] Always keep your hand like that so you can steady.
...
Tyler: Hey, so, what's the deal with Eleanor? She's your friend?
Zak: Yeah.
Tyler: She's a nice woman?
Zak: Hmm-mm.
Tyler: What's she like?
Zak: She is my friend. And she has been looking out for me.
Tyler: She's your friend?
Zak: Yeah.
Tyler: [Hands Zak a drink] Cheers.

View Quote I got you now, Greenwood! You better not be listed!

View Quote [Ashley has his iPod] Okay, just relax, okay? That's 60 gigs of my life.

View Quote Okay, there's the Mustang, then there's the longhorn skull in his garage. And then there was the club girl, who looked freaked out, okay? She looked freaked out. She was running around half-naked in his living room. Then he challenges me. He stares at me. He shows up in my kitchen, hits on my mother.

View Quote "Cody's this, Cody's that" - Cody's me bro. Let me be me. When's that gonna start?

View Quote Interviewer "Still, it must have been traumatic." Cody "No not for me man, not for me."

View Quote I hope the cameras are rolling cause you're gonna want to watch this over and over and over again.

View Quote [Voice-over] I guess you'll have to fill in the rest of the holes yourself.

View Quote [Voice-over] Now, I don't really believe in the family curse, but when things go wrong, it kind of helps if you can blame it on someone. And for me, things went wrong a lot.

View Quote [To Zero, unknowingly referring to Sam's donkey] You know what I keep thinking? Imagine how fine this Mary Lou probably looked in a bikini.

View Quote Optimus: Thank you, Sam, for saving my life.
Sam: Welcome. Thank you for believing in me.

View Quote Mikaela: It took all this for you to tell me that you love me.
Sam: You said it first.

View Quote Sam: Come on... it's not the last time I'm gonna see you, you know? Come on, don't do that... Bee, you're killing me...

View Quote [To the boss at his new job] Mister, I saved your life twice. I can't tell you how, or when, or why, but I have done shit that matters and I'd just kinda like a job where I matter again.

View Quote That’s my car!

View Quote Sam: You wanted an answer. You got one.
Dylan Gould: I always get what I want, Sam. We just needed to be sure.
Sam: Sure of what?
Dylan: That they would go without a fight. [High above, Starscream descends and shoots the Autobot shuttle, destroying it] We all work for the Decepticons now.

View Quote Chas Kramer: [To Midnite's knocked-out bouncer] Who's the rat in a dress now, bitch?

View Quote Chas Kramer: This is Kramer. Chas Kramer. Asshole.

View Quote Chas Kramer: [last words] You're right, John. It's not like in the books.

View Quote Farber: Mother, DAMN. She just shot at you with her eyes closed, Spoon!
Detective Del Spooner: HEY! Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?!
Susan Calvin: Well, it worked, didn't it?

View Quote Detective Del Spooner: Stop cussin'-
Farber: And go home, I got you.

View Quote Farber: SPOON! SPOONIE!! HEY!!! [Farber throws a football to Spooner. Spooner pretends to be open and intentionally misses. Farber runs over to him.] Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Excuse me. Excuse me. Spoon, man, where you been at?
Spooner: Oh, just away, Farber.
Farber: Oh yeah, like vacation and stuff? That's real nice, man. Listen, I got a favor to ask. I need to burrow the car for like 10-15 minutes. This is different, Spoon. I got this fine-ass little yummy. She is completely agreeable. I mean, ass-hot spankable, Spoon.
Spooner: [chuckles] What does that even mean?
Farber: You know damn well what it means, okay? Now stop barricading and let me burrow the damn-ass keys. [Farber reaches for Spooner's car keys, but Spooner grabs his arm]
Spooner: First of all, stop cussin' 'cause you're not good at it.
Farber: Then let me get 10 for the bus, man. I've been there for you.
Spooner: Go home.
Farber: Okay. That's strike one, Spoon. Strike one. [Farber runs off, while Spooner gives a look that says "What's with that kid?"]

View Quote Donnie: How could you steal all our food?
Ren: As usual, Donnie, you have everything backwards.
Donnie: ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?
Ren: No. I am calling you a liar!
Louis: You guys had to get back at us, huh? Thank you!
Beans: But we got the evidence! How do you explain this, Louis?
Louis: You stole my food... AND MY SHIRT? Gimme that, you little worm-eating...!
Ren: Don't you talk to him like that!
Louis: What, is Beansy your little boyfriend now, Ren?
Ren: You don't have the right to talk! You caused all the trouble and you ate all the food!
Eileen: Okay, enough. Enough, kids. Stop. You kids shouldn't fight just because your father's trying to teach me a lesson.
Steve: And what would that be?
Eileen: Look, Steve, I know that you're upset since you've been out of work and that you are trying to prove to Ren and Beans that you can put food in their mouths.
Steve: What?
Eileen: But couldn't you leave a little something for us?
Steve: Don't twist this around! There wasn't a crumb of food left when we got up there! It's almost like you're trying to make me look bad!
Eileen: Now you are losing it.
Steve: DON'T TELL ME I'M LOSING IT!
Eileen: Don't you yell in front of my family!
Steve: IT'S MY FAMILY TOO!
Louis: Hold on, hold on. Mom, we don't need them. We don't need them! We'll be fine on our own, thank you.
Ren: Oh, really? Well, you can sleep out in the rain tonight!
Louis: WE CAN AND WE WILL!

View Quote Tom: The technology is amazing.
Twitty: It's your masterpiece!
Tawny: Are you really gonna sit in this thing all summer?
Louis: Hold on, hold on! Don't call her a "thing!" She's my ultra-loungematic superchair. [push a button so that an arm gives him a soda. He drinks of it]
Twitty: Sweet!
Louis: [belches] Watch this, watch this. [pushing down another button so the machine quivers and gives him massage] Like a thousand tiny fingers working all the right parts.
Tawny: You've brought laziness to an art form.
[Louis pushes another button]
The Ultra-Loungematic Superchair: Thank-you. Taw-ny.

View Quote Louis: Hold on. Okay, you know this is boring, and you just wanna go because you broke up with your stupid boyfriend and want to get away.
Ren: And you just wanna stay here and sit on your stupid chair.
Donnie: Do they have cable?
Miles: Son, the beauty of Mandelino is there is no modern convenience of any kind.
Donnie: Guys, this sounds kinda cool. I mean, I can run on the beach, get into football shape...
Louis: Donnie, come on! You can run here and get in shape here. Please.
Eileen: You know, Steve, this could be a wonderful family adventure. It could be everything we've been hoping for.
Louis: No, Mom, listen... Listen, here's an adventure: You can stay here at home and give me breakfast and do my laundry, and that'll be an adventure. Dad, come on! Dad, listen. Dad... CAN SOMEBODY PUT A STOP TO THE MADNESS, PLEASE!

View Quote If it weren't for people who took risks, where would we be in this world?