Disturbia 2007 quotes

22 quotes · 4 characters
Disturbia (2007) poster
Characters
Kale Brecht Shia LaBeouf · 14 quotes
Ronnie Aaron Yoo · 9 quotes
Robert Turner David Morse · 4 quotes
Ashley Sarah Roemer · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Kale Brecht & Ronnie (5), Kale Brecht & Ashley (2), Ronnie & Ashley (2)

Disturbia quotes

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What took you so long?

We were... We were upstairs playing.

Video games!

Yeah, video games... This is my friend, Ronnie. Ronald. Say hi, Ronald.

Hi, Ronald.

[Whispers]

You are so stupid. [To Ashley] So, what brings you here? To my house?

I got locked out.

Oh, that sucks.

It's a tragedy.

Are you spying on the neighbors, Kale?

[Pause...]

Actually, he is! You see, he's got this neighbor, who, I guess, by definition, would also be your neighbor. Who may, in point, be a cold-blooded killer... from Texas.

Greenwood Kids

What are you going to do? Kill us like you killed your teacher?

Not before I take this shit and my foot and shove it back up your asses!!

I'm saying that if you want to enjoy your party, enjoy your party. Don't keep looking up at me, trying to get a rise out of me. It's unnecessary.

So you were watching me.

[Kale is rendered speechless. He tries to start but Ashley interrupts.]

But for how long? Just tonight? A week? Two weeks? Since I moved in? What have you been keeping tabs on, Kale? Huh? What else have you seen?

What else have I seen?

Yeah, what else?

I've seen a lot. I mean, not like that, not, I mean ... [takes a breath] For instance, I've seen that you're maybe one of, I don't know, three people in the world that likes pizza-flavored chips. You're also the only person I've ever seen that spends more time on the roof of her house than in her actual house. And what are you doing? You're reading. Books. You know, not "US Weekly or "Seventeen", or, you know... but you're reading substantial books. You also do this, uh, ... [scratches head, chuckles] You do this thing where, it's like an OCD thing, but it's not. It's, um ... Whenever you're leaving your room, you grab the doorknob, you turn it and you're getting ready to leave but you don't, you stop and you back up and you turn to the mirror and you stare at yourself. But it's not like a, you know, "I'm so hot" kind of stare. You know, it's more like ... "Who am I, really?" And to ask yourself that, I mean, that's so cool. So you look out the window all the time like I do, only you're looking at the world, you know? Tryin' to figure it out, trying to understand the world. Trying to figure out why it's not in order like your books. (long pause) I'm only looking at you.

[They regard each other.]

That's either the creepiest... or the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
[They kiss.]

[Feminine voice]

Aloha, seƱor Kale.

[Takes the cup off his nose and sets down his aluminum bat]

] Ronald! What's going on, bro?

Nothing.

How're you doing?

Oh, great. Have you been showering?

Of course. Come on. What is that?

Macadamia nuts.

That's all you got me? Some stupid nuts?

Hey, I got something to show you that is most definitely...

No, I got something to show you! This is the reality without the TV. There's a world right outside my window. Look, look, look, look, look.

Take a look at these Maui chicks, man.

There it is. Mrs. Pilch. And the Pilch dog.

[Sarcastically]

Exciting.

No, no, no, wait! It's not done. Look--and look-- look what she does.

[Beginning of film]

Think he sees us?

Daniel Brecht

No, he can't see us. Trust me, you can feel him when he's watching.

[Kale is watching him mow his lawn through a fence]

Hey. What are you doing? What are doing? Looking at my garden? Is that it? You looking at my beautiful garden? Well, I caught you now. I got you. [Picks up a rabbit] Yeah, you're not gonna dig in my garden anymore.

[to Ronnie, who scares him for a prank in his closet; enraged]

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'VE JUST BEEN THROUGH?!?!?!