Hey, I got something to show you that is most definitely...

No, I got something to show you! This is the reality without the TV. There's a world right outside my window. Look, look, look, look, look.

Take a look at these Maui chicks, man.

There it is. Mrs. Pilch. And the Pilch dog.

[Sarcastically]

Exciting.

No, no, no, wait! It's not done. Look--and look-- look what she does.