Kale Brecht quotes from Disturbia (2007)

Kale Brecht

It's okay! I'm green!

Kale Brecht

This is reality without the TV.

Kale Brecht

I popped my Spanish teacher.

Kale Brecht

Okay, there's the Mustang, then there's the longhorn skull in his garage. And then there was the club girl, who looked freaked out, okay? She looked freaked out. She was running around half-naked in his living room. Then he challenges me. He stares at me. He shows up in my kitchen, hits on my mother.

Kale Brecht

Okay, just relax, okay? That's 60 gigs of my life.

Kale Brecht

Only in disturbia.

Kale Brecht

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'VE JUST BEEN THROUGH?!?!?!

Kale

Think he sees us?

No, he can't see us. Trust me, you can feel him when he's watching.

Greenwood Kids

What are you going to do? Kill us like you killed your teacher?

Kale

Not before I take this shit and my foot and shove it back up your asses!!

Ronnie

Aloha, señor Kale.

Kale

] Ronald! What's going on, bro?

Ronnie

Nothing.

Kale

How're you doing?

Ronnie

Oh, great. Have you been showering?

Kale

Of course. Come on. What is that?

Ronnie

Macadamia nuts.

Kale

That's all you got me? Some stupid nuts?

Ronnie

Hey, I got something to show you that is most definitely...

Kale

No, I got something to show you! This is the reality without the TV. There's a world right outside my window. Look, look, look, look, look.

Ronnie

Take a look at these Maui chicks, man.

Kale

There it is. Mrs. Pilch. And the Pilch dog.

Ronnie

Exciting.

Kale

No, no, no, wait! It's not done. Look--and look-- look what she does.

Ashley

What took you so long?

Kale

We were... We were upstairs playing.

Ronnie

Video games!

Kale

Yeah, video games... This is my friend, Ronnie. Ronald. Say hi, Ronald.

Ronnie

Hi, Ronald.

Kale

You are so stupid. [To Ashley] So, what brings you here? To my house?

Ashley

I got locked out.

Kale

Oh, that sucks.

Ronnie

It's a tragedy.

Kale

I'm saying that if you want to enjoy your party, enjoy your party. Don't keep looking up at me, trying to get a rise out of me. It's unnecessary.

Ashley

So you were watching me.

Ashley

But for how long? Just tonight? A week? Two weeks? Since I moved in? What have you been keeping tabs on, Kale? Huh? What else have you seen?

Kale

What else have I seen?

Ashley

Yeah, what else?

Kale

I've seen a lot. I mean, not like that, not, I mean ... [takes a breath] For instance, I've seen that you're maybe one of, I don't know, three people in the world that likes pizza-flavored chips. You're also the only person I've ever seen that spends more time on the roof of her house than in her actual house. And what are you doing? You're reading. Books. You know, not "US Weekly or "Seventeen", or, you know... but you're reading substantial books. You also do this, uh, ... [scratches head, chuckles] You do this thing where, it's like an OCD thing, but it's not. It's, um ... Whenever you're leaving your room, you grab the doorknob, you turn it and you're getting ready to leave but you don't, you stop and you back up and you turn to the mirror and you stare at yourself. But it's not like a, you know, "I'm so hot" kind of stare. You know, it's more like ... "Who am I, really?" And to ask yourself that, I mean, that's so cool. So you look out the window all the time like I do, only you're looking at the world, you know? Tryin' to figure it out, trying to understand the world. Trying to figure out why it's not in order like your books. (long pause) I'm only looking at you.

Ashley

That's either the creepiest... or the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
[They kiss.]