Henry "Mutt" Williams-Jones III [on his motorcycle, to Indiana]
Get on, Gramps.
2nd most-quoted character in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008): in 35 of its 87 quotes
Most scenes with: Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr. (27), Marion (5), Oxley (3)
Ox, it's Mutt. It's me.
More lines from Henry "Mutt" Williams-Jones III
6 quotes Henry "Mutt" Williams-Jones III Henry "Mutt" Williams-Jones III [to Indiana]
For an old man, you're not bad in a fight. What're you like - 80?
Henry "Mutt" Williams-Jones III Hold up! [combs his hair] Okay, I'm ready. Don't give these pigs anything.
Henry "Mutt" Williams-Jones III Don't call me son! [reference to Indy telling his own father not to call him "Junior"]
Henry "Mutt" Williams-Jones III [To Indy]
What are you looking at, Daddy-o! She's getting away!
Henry "Mutt" Williams-Jones III [combs his hair while telling Indy and Marion]
I can't concentrate with you two fighting all the time!
Scenes with Henry "Mutt" Williams-Jones III
28 scenes Mutt The name's Mutt. Mutt Williams.
Indy
Mutt? What kind of name is that?
Mutt It's the one I picked, you got a problem with that?
Indy
[calmly]
Take it easy.
Mutt What is it the crystal skull?
Indy
Deity carving. Mesoamerican. There are a number of crystal skulls in the world; I saw one in the British Museum. Interesting craftsmanship, but that's about it.
Mutt Well, laugh if you want. Oxley said he found it this time. He said this was real and he was off to a place called Akator with it.
Indy
Akator? He said that? You're sure?
Mutt That's what he said, he said Akator. What is it?
Indy
It's a mythical lost city in the Amazon. Conquistadors called it El Dorado. Supposedly, the Ugha tribe were chosen by the gods 7000 years ago to build a giant city out of solid gold. It had aqueducts and paved roads and technology that wouldn't be seen again for 5000 years. Francisco de Orellano disappeared into the Amazon looking for it in 1546. I almost died of typhus looking for it myself. I don't think it exists.
Mutt Why would Ox want to take the skull there?
Indy
The legend says that a crystal skull was stolen from Akator in the 15th or 16th century, and that whoever returns the skull to the city temple will be given control over its power.
Indy
Who is your mother, again?
Mutt Mary, Mary Williams. You don't remember her?
Indy
There've been a lot of Marys, kid.
Mutt [punches the table and storms from his seat]
Shut up! That's my mother you're talking about, okay?! That's my mother.
Indy
[ordering Mutt to sit down immediately]
You don't have to get all sore all the time just to prove how tough you are. Sit down. Sit down, please.
Mutt [When told he is going too fast while driving his motorcycle through the library]
That's a matter of opinion!
Mutt [finishes combing his hair]
What's that?
Mutt [shows Indy the ladder]
This way down. [falls down the ladder]
Indy
[walks down the stairs, helps Mutt back up]
This way up.
Mutt [after Indy has shot a native grave guard with his own poison dart and scared off a second] [disbelievingly]
You're a... teacher?
Indy
[shrugs]
Part-time.
Mutt Dead end.
Indy
Maybe.
Mutt [combs his hair]
Hm--
Indy
What are you doing? Put that thing away! [Mutt hears him and stops combing his hair] Give me some light over here.
Indy
Dance on your own dime, will ya?
Mutt Ow! A scorpion just stung me, am I gonna die?
Indy
How big?
Mutt Huge!
Indy
Good.
Mutt Good?!
Indy
When it comes to scorpions, the bigger the better. A small one bites you, don't keep it to yourself.
Mutt [looking at the odd shaped human skulls]
Why'd they do that?
Indy
To honor the gods.
Mutt No, no, God's head's not like that, man.
Indy
Depends on who your god is.
Indy
Crystal isn't magnetic.
Mutt Neither is gold.
Indy
Yeah, but you're alright?
Mutt They left my bike.
Mutt [when Irina holds her sword at him]
Whoa! Whoa, whoa! Wait, wait, wait! Stop, stop, stop! [holds comb out] Huh? [combs his hair, shoves comb back in the pocket] I'm ready. Don't give these pigs a thing.
Indy
You heard him.
[Indy and Marion are trapped in drysand pit]
:
Mutt What is it, quicksand?
I'm calm.
Indy
No, it's a dry sand pit...
I'm sinking, but I'm calm.
Indy
...Quicksand is a mix of sand, mud and water and depending on the viscosity it's not as dangerous as people sometimes think.
For Pete's sake, Jones, we're not in school!
Indy
Don't worry. There's nothing to worry about unless there's a... [there is a sudden void collapse] ...a void collapse.
Indy
[Indy notices the giant group of ants]
Siafu.
Mutt What?
Indy
Big damn ants! Go!
Mutt [Mutt throws a long snake into the sand pit to save Jones]
Grab the snake!
Indy
Stop calling it that! Call it something else!
Mutt It's a snake! What do you want me to call it?!
Indy
[afraid to touch the snake]
A rope!
Mutt What?
Indy
Say "grab the rope!"
Grab the rope!
Indy
[to Mutt and Marion as he climbs onto the roof of their newly captured truck]
Keep driving.
Mutt Well, what's he gonna do now?
I don't think he plans that far ahead.
Mutt Yeah...
Indy
[pops out from the inside of the truck with a bazooka]
Scoot over will ya, Son?
Mutt Don't call me 'Son'! Don't.
Indy
I think I'd cover my ears if I were you! [shoots a rocket at a giant tree cutter but it sends the large circular blade bouncing straight for them, cutting through other trucks as it goes] Duck!
Indy
Marion, take the wheel!
Mutt That's not fair; she drove the truck!
Indy
Don't be a child - find something to fight with!
Mutt [after swinging on tree vines and landing back in the truck]
: Whoa!
Indy
Whoa. [looks ahead to see a cliff] WHOA!
Mutt Whatever happened to your advice of "if school isn't for you just live your life and don't let anyone tell you otherwise"?
Indy
That was before I found out I was your father!
Mutt What are they, like spacemen?
Indy
Welcome back, Ox.
Mutt I don't understand. Why the legend about the city of gold?
Indy
Well, the Ugha word for 'gold' translates as 'treasure.' But their treasure wasn't gold, it was knowledge. Knowledge was their treasure.
Indy
Why don't you stick around, Junior?
Mutt I don't know. Why didn't you, "Dad?"
Indy
[chuckles, wraps his arm around Marion]
Somewhere, your grandpa is laughing.
Mutt [driving his motorcycle through the library]
Split, split, split, split, split, split!
Indy
You're going too fast!
Mutt That's a matter of opinion!
Indy
[looking at the odd shaped human skulls]
Nazca Indians used to hang their infants with rope to elongate their skulls like that.
Mutt Why?
Indy
To honor the gods.
Mutt No, no, God's head's not like that, man.
Indy
Depends on who your god is.
Indy
Crystal's not magnetic.
Mutt Neither is gold.
[being dragged out of the tent by the Russians]
Get your hands off of me, you rotten, Russky son of a bitch! [sees Indy with a smile] Indiana Jones. [Indy smiled with a shrug] About time you showed up.
Mutt Mom!
[looks at Mutt]
Sweetheart! [runs up to her son with a hug] What in the world are you doing here?
Indy
[shocked]
"Mom"?
Mutt [ignores Indy, to his mom]
Ah, don't worry about me. Are you alright?
Indy
[to Mutt]
Marion is your...
Indy
[to Mutt]
...your mother?
Indy
[to Mutt]
Marion Ravenwood is your mother?
Indy
[to Mutt]
Marion Ravenwood is your mother?!
Oh, for God's sake, Indy! It's not that hard.
Indy
Well, I know. I just thought that...
I would have a life after you left.
Indy
No, I didn't mean...
I had a really good life.
Indy
Well, that's fine, but...
A damn good, really good life!
Indy
Well, so have I!
Yeah? You still leaving in a trail of human wreckage or have you retired?
Indy
Why, you're looking for a date?
With anyone but you!
So, Dr. Jones, you will help us? [Dovchenko **** a pistol and points it at Marion's back] A simple "yes" will do.
Indy
Oh Marion, you had to go and get yourself kidnapped.
Not like you did any better.
Indy
Same old, same old...
Mutt [after rescuing Marion, passes the snake to Indy]
Grab on. Grab it. [Indy is terrified of the snake] Just grab it, Indy. It's a rat snake!
Indy
Rat snakes aren't that big.
Mutt Well, this one is, all right? It's not even poisonous. Now grab on!
Indy
Go get something else.
Mutt Like what?
Indy
Like a rope or something.
Mutt There's no Sears and Roebuck here! Grab the snake!
Indy
[sinks further down]
Maybe I can touch the bottom with my feet.
There's no bottom, Indy. Now grab it.
Indy
No, no. I think I can feel it with my feet.
Mutt Grab the snake!
Indy
Stop calling it that!
Mutt It's a snake! What do you want me to call it?!
Indy
[afraid to touch the snake]
A rope!
Mutt What?
Indy
Say "grab the rope!"
Mutt [Indy reluctantly grabs the snake]
Hold tight. It's slimy.
Indy
[Marion and Mutt managed to pull Indy out of the sand pit]
Get rid of that thing, will ya...son?
Mutt [throws the snake to get rid of it]
Afraid of snakes. You're one crazy old man.
Mutt What are they, spacemen?
Indy
Welcome back, Ox.
Indy
Don't think we wanna go that way.
