Chas Kramer
This is Kramer. Chas Kramer. Asshole.
Played by Shia LaBeouf 
Constantine (2005) · 60 quotes
Constantine (2005) · 60 quotes
Scenes with Chas Kramer
5 scenes Chas Kramer
Chas Kramer
[last words]
You're right, John. It's not like in the books.
Chas Kramer
[To Midnite's knocked-out bouncer]
Who's the rat in a dress now, bitch?
Chas Kramer
Why would you do that when you know this isn't my car, John?
John Constantine
I told you to move the car.
Chas Kramer
Yeah, but if you'd told me you were going to drop a three-hundred pound mirror with a pissed-off demon in it, I would have moved it further, John!
Chas Kramer
When am I going to stop being your slave, John?
John Constantine
You're not my slave, Chas, you're my much appreciated apprentice, just like Robin, or Tonto, or that skinny fellow with the fat friend. [ this is probably reference to Don Quixote and Sancho Panza or Laurel and Hardy, or perhaps Abbott and Costello, or Jay and Silent Bob — or any and all "skinny fellows with a fat friend"]
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