Sam Witwicky quotes from Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Sam Witwicky

That’s my car!

Sam

Oh, here we go. Here we go. You see that? Judgment. Judging a man by his car. And you're gonna wave at him while he's judging me?

Carly

What's with you? He's my boss. This job pays for our food, our rent.

Sam

No I totally understand, I'm totally fine, I get it, I'm well fed. And guess what? I'm not your boy toy anymore. I got my big boy pants on; you see them? In the car, thank you duchess.

Carly

Oh my God, are you threatened by him?

Sam

Threatened, What am I threatened by his money, his power, his good looks? None of the above. Check!

Carly

God, your temper tantrums are so sexy.

Sam

Get in the car, please.

Carly

Sam, he's hardly the first man to ever smile at me I think I can handle it.

Sam

Hold on, hold on, it's the smiling back part that gets me.

Carly

No more smiles. never again, I promise.

Sam

That works for me.

Jerry

I'm Wang. Deep Wang. Deep Wang. You're not getting it! Deep Throat. Watergate? I'm talking code to you! Shhh! [Jumps up to peek out of the top of the stall, as someone enters] Damn it! Shhh! They watch and listen! I can’t go to the government, but you can! Because shit’s going down, son! It is code Pink, as in Floyd! Dark Side! Why do you think no one’s been up there since 1972?

Sam

I know you're speaking English. It's just a very strange English... [stop, as Jerry pulls pants down] I'm gonna hit you.

Jerry

I'm gonna hit you right back, son. [Drops pants, and pulls out some papers, rubbing them across Sam’s nose.] It’s my manifesto. They are whacking us out. Everyone who knows what’s on the dark... [Hears a noise, whispers] Your alien friends are in danger, you know, the good ones. It’s up to you.

Charlotte

I don’t care who you are. If you breathe a word of what you see in here, you will do time for treason. Do you understand me?

Sam

I'll take my orders from the Autobots. I know them. I don’t know you.

Charlotte

You will.

Sam

I need to know how you’re gonna fight back. I know this is strategy, I know you’re coming back with reinforcements, something. I know there’s a plan. You can tell me. No other human will ever know.

Optimus

There is no plan.

Sam

If we just do what they want, how are we gonna live with ourselves?

Optimus

You are my friend, Sam. You always will be. But your leaders have spoken. From here…the fight will be your own.

We’re gonna do everything we can, to make it like it was. You will always be my friend, Sam. I got to be moving on.

Simmons

Years from now they’re gonna ask us; “Where were you when they took over the planet?” We’re gonna say; “We just stood by and watched.”

Sam

You wanted an answer. You got one.

Dylan Gould

I always get what I want, Sam. We just needed to be sure.

Sam

Sure of what?

Dylan

That they would go without a fight. [High above, Starscream descends and shoots the Autobot shuttle, destroying it] We all work for the Decepticons now.