Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 2008 quotes

87 quotes · 7 characters
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) poster
Characters
Marion Karen Allen · 8 quotes
Oxley John Hurt · 8 quotes
Mac Ray Winstone · 7 quotes
Colonel Dovchenko Igor Jijikine · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr. & Henry "Mutt" Williams-Jones III (27), Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr. & Irina Spalko (9), Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr. & Marion (8)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull quotes

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Mac
[The driver of the car he is in is playing Chicken with Indy]

Don't get clever, Boris. You don't know him! You don't know him! You don't know him! You don't know!

Indy

Hello? Hello? Hello! Hey! I knocked. You guys. Wait a minute.

Man on TV

Come on, gang!

[being dragged out of the tent by the Russians]

Get your hands off of me, you rotten, Russky son of a bitch! [sees Indy with a smile] Indiana Jones. [Indy smiled with a shrug] About time you showed up.

Mom!

[looks at Mutt]

Sweetheart! [runs up to her son with a hug] What in the world are you doing here?

Indy
[shocked]

"Mom"?

[ignores Indy, to his mom]

Ah, don't worry about me. Are you alright?

Indy
[to Mutt]

Marion is your...

[still ignores Indy]

Young man, I specifically told you...

Indy
[to Mutt]

...your mother?

[still ignores Indy]

... not to come down here.

Indy
[to Mutt]

Marion Ravenwood is your mother?

[ignores him once more]

I should've known Jones would drag you into this.

Indy
[to Mutt]

Marion Ravenwood is your mother?!

Oh, for God's sake, Indy! It's not that hard.

Indy

Well, I know. I just thought that...

I would have a life after you left.

Indy

No, I didn't mean...

I had a really good life.

Indy

Well, that's fine, but...

A damn good, really good life!

Indy

Well, so have I!

Yeah? You still leaving in a trail of human wreckage or have you retired?

Indy

Why, you're looking for a date?

With anyone but you!

So, Dr. Jones, you will help us? [Dovchenko **** a pistol and points it at Marion's back] A simple "yes" will do.

Indy

Oh Marion, you had to go and get yourself kidnapped.

Not like you did any better.

Indy

Same old, same old...

[after rescuing Marion, passes the snake to Indy]

Grab on. Grab it. [Indy is terrified of the snake] Just grab it, Indy. It's a rat snake!

Indy

Rat snakes aren't that big.

Well, this one is, all right? It's not even poisonous. Now grab on!

Indy

Go get something else.

Like what?

Indy

Like a rope or something.

There's no Sears and Roebuck here! Grab the snake!

Indy
[sinks further down]

Maybe I can touch the bottom with my feet.

There's no bottom, Indy. Now grab it.

Indy

No, no. I think I can feel it with my feet.

Grab the snake!

Indy

Stop calling it that!

It's a snake! What do you want me to call it?!

Indy
[afraid to touch the snake]

A rope!

What?

Indy

Say "grab the rope!"

[look at each other, back to Indy]

Grab the rope!

[Indy reluctantly grabs the snake]

Hold tight. It's slimy.

Indy
[Marion and Mutt managed to pull Indy out of the sand pit]

Get rid of that thing, will ya...son?

[throws the snake to get rid of it]

Afraid of snakes. You're one crazy old man.

[driving his motorcycle through the library]

Split, split, split, split, split, split!

Indy

You're going too fast!

That's a matter of opinion!

What are they, spacemen?

[now completely sane]

Interdimensional beings, in point of fact.

Indy

Welcome back, Ox.

[The ceiling opens to reveal a wormhole opening]

What the heck is that?

[points at the ceiling]

A portal! A pathway to another dimension!

Indy

Don't think we wanna go that way.