I Indy
[to Mutt]
Marion Ravenwood is your mother?!
Marion
Oh, for God's sake, Indy! It's not that hard.
I Indy
Well, I know. I just thought -
Marion
That I would never have a life after you left.
I Indy
No, I didn't mean--
Marion
I had a really good life.
I Indy
Well, that's fine--
Marion
A damn good, really good life!
Marion
Really? You still living in a trail of human wreckage or have you retired?
I Indy
Why, you're looking for a date?
Marion
With anyone but you!
Irina
So Dr. Jones, you will help us? [Dovchenko **** a pistol and points it at Marion's back] A simple 'Yes' will do.
I Indy
Oh Marion, you had to go and get yourself kidnapped.
Marion
Not like you did any better.
I Indy
Same old, same old...
[Indy and Marion are trapped in drysand pit]
:
Mutt
What is it, quicksand?
Marion
I'm calm.
I Indy
No, it's a dry sand pit...
Marion
I'm sinking, but I'm calm.
I Indy
...Quicksand is a mix of sand, mud and water and depending on the viscosity it's not as dangerous as people sometimes think.
Marion
For Pete's sake, Jones, we're not in school!
I Indy
Don't worry. There's nothing to worry about unless there's a... [there is a sudden void collapse] ...a void collapse.
I Indy
Oxley, go get help!
Oxley
Help?
Oxley
Help! [leaves]
Marion
[to Jones]
Mutt can be a little impetuous.
I Indy
Believe me, it's not the worst quality in the world. Keep your arms above your head. When the kid comes back, be ready to grab something.
Marion
Indy, he's...
I Indy
He's a good kid, Marion. You should get off his back about school. Not everybody is cut out for it.
Marion
Mutt, I mean, his name's Henry.
I Indy
[absent-mindedly]
Henry. Good name.
Marion
He's your son.
Marion
Henry Jones III.
I Indy
[Pause]
Why the hell didn't you make him finish school?!
I Indy
[to Mutt and Marion as he climbs onto the roof of their newly captured truck]
Keep driving.
Mutt
Well, what's he gonna do now?
Marion
I don't think he plans that far ahead.
Mutt
Yeah...
I Indy
[pops out from the inside of the truck with a bazooka]
Scoot over will ya, Son?
Mutt
Don't call me 'Son'! Don't.
I Indy
I think I'd cover my ears if I were you! [shoots a rocket at a giant tree cutter but it sends the large circular blade bouncing straight for them, cutting through other trucks as it goes] Duck!
Marion
[being dragged out of the tent by the Russians]
Get your hands off of me, you rotten, Russky son of a bitch! [sees Indy with a smile] Indiana Jones. [Indy smiled with a shrug] About time you showed up.
Mutt
Mom!
Marion
[looks at Mutt]
Sweetheart! [runs up to her son with a hug] What in the world are you doing here?
Mutt
[ignores Indy, to his mom]
Ah, don't worry about me. Are you alright?
I Indy
[to Mutt]
Marion is your...
Marion
[still ignores Indy]
Young man, I specifically told you...
I Indy
[to Mutt]
...your mother?
Marion
[still ignores Indy]
... not to come down here.
I Indy
[to Mutt]
Marion Ravenwood is your mother?
Marion
[ignores him once more]
I should've known Jones would drag you into this.
I Indy
[to Mutt]
Marion Ravenwood is your mother?!
Marion
Oh, for God's sake, Indy! It's not that hard.
I Indy
Well, I know. I just thought that...
Marion
I would have a life after you left.
I Indy
No, I didn't mean...
Marion
I had a really good life.
I Indy
Well, that's fine, but...
Marion
A damn good, really good life!
Marion
Yeah? You still leaving in a trail of human wreckage or have you retired?
I Indy
Why, you're looking for a date?
Marion
With anyone but you!
Irina
So, Dr. Jones, you will help us? [Dovchenko **** a pistol and points it at Marion's back] A simple "yes" will do.
I Indy
Oh Marion, you had to go and get yourself kidnapped.
Marion
Not like you did any better.
I Indy
Same old, same old...
Mutt
[after rescuing Marion, passes the snake to Indy]
Grab on. Grab it. [Indy is terrified of the snake] Just grab it, Indy. It's a rat snake!
I Indy
Rat snakes aren't that big.
Mutt
Well, this one is, all right? It's not even poisonous. Now grab on!
I Indy
Go get something else.
Mutt
Like what?
I Indy
Like a rope or something.
Mutt
There's no Sears and Roebuck here! Grab the snake!
I Indy
[sinks further down]
Maybe I can touch the bottom with my feet.
Marion
There's no bottom, Indy. Now grab it.
I Indy
No, no. I think I can feel it with my feet.
Mutt
Grab the snake!
I Indy
Stop calling it that!
Mutt
It's a snake! What do you want me to call it?!
I Indy
[afraid to touch the snake]
A rope!
Mutt
What?
I Indy
Say "grab the rope!"
Mutt and Marion
[look at each other, back to Indy]
Grab the rope!
Mutt
[Indy reluctantly grabs the snake]
Hold tight. It's slimy.
I Indy
[Marion and Mutt managed to pull Indy out of the sand pit]
Get rid of that thing, will ya...son?
Mutt
[throws the snake to get rid of it]
Afraid of snakes. You're one crazy old man.
Mutt
What are they, spacemen?
Oxley
[now completely sane]
Interdimensional beings, in point of fact.
Marion
[The ceiling opens to reveal a wormhole opening]
What the heck is that?
Oxley
[points at the ceiling]
A portal! A pathway to another dimension!
I Indy
Don't think we wanna go that way.
