Animal House (1978) · 70 quotes
Hoover
Have you seen Boon?
Katy
He disappeared when we got here. He's probably upstairs talking to Otter.
Hoover
No doubt.
Katy
They're well-known homosexuals.
Hoover
Have another beer, Larry. She's just kidding.
Boon
Where are you going?
Katy
Home.
Boon
We just got here.
Katy
No, Boon, you just got here. I've been downstairs for an hour entertaining some kid from Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas.
Boon
Maybe we could drive up to your folks' place this weekend.
Katy
Oh, fabulous. My car filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet. It's too depressing to think about.
Boon
No! Just gonna be you and me. And Otter and another girl.
Katy
Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?
Boon
What do you mean?
Katy
Hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
Boon
No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
Katy
Boon, I think I'm in love with a r***rd.
Boon
Is he bigger than me?
Boon
I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's got to be a very special girl.
Larry
Look, you don't have to...
Boon
Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.
Katy
You mean you want someone who'll screw on the first date.
Boon
Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid.
Larry
Hey!
Boon
What'd I say?
Jennings
Teaching is just a way to pay the bills until I finish my novel.
Boon
How long you been workin' on it?
Jennings
Four and a half years.
Larry
It must be very good.
Jennings
It's a piece of shit. Would anyone like to smoke some pot?
Boon
Yeah.
Jennings
You ever smoked before?
Boon
Sure.
Katy
When did you ever smoke pot?
Boon
I've done a lot of things you don't know about.
Boon
It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a toga party.
Katy
Honestly, Boon, you're twenty-one years old. In six months you're going to graduate, and tomorrow night you're going to wrap yourself in a bed sheet and pour grain alcohol all over your head. It's cute, but I think I'll pass this time.
Boon
Want me to go alone?
Katy
Baby, I don't want you to go at all.
Boon
It's a fraternity party, I'm in the fraternity. How can I miss it?
Katy
I'll write you a note. I'll say you're too well to attend.
Boon
That's funny. Very funny.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton
Tim Matheson
Boon
Peter Riegert
Kent 'Flounder' Dorfman
Stephen Furst
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky
Larry
Tom Hulce
Dean Vernon Wormer
John Vernon
Douglas C. Neidermeyer
Hoover
James Widdoes
D-Day
Greg
James Daughton
Jennings
Donald Sutherland
Babs Jansen
Martha Smith
Marion Wormer
Verna Bloom
