Boon
Where are you going?
Katy
Home.
Boon
We just got here.
Katy
No, Boon, you just got here. I've been downstairs for an hour entertaining some kid from Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas.
Boon
Maybe we could drive up to your folks' place this weekend.
Katy
Oh, fabulous. My car filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet. It's too depressing to think about.
Boon
No! Just gonna be you and me. And Otter and another girl.
Katy
Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?
Boon
What do you mean?
Katy
Hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
Boon
No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
Katy
Boon, I think I'm in love with a r***rd.
Boon
Is he bigger than me?
