D-Day quotes from Animal House (1978)

We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even.

Ramming speed!!

Holy shit!

There were blanks in that gun!

Flounder

I didn't even point the gun at him!

HOLY SHIT!

There WERE blanks in that gun!

Flounder

Maybe he had a heart attack.

HOLY SHIT!
[The three glance at each other in terror, then run screaming]

Hey, quit your blubberin'. When I get through with this baby you won't even recognize it.

Otter

Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You **** up - you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.

Flounder

That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell Fred?

Otter

I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and in the morning, it was gone. We report it to the police, D-Day takes care of the wreck, the insurance company buys your brother a new car.

Flounder

Will that work?

Otter

Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Otter

Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med.

There you go now, just leave everything to me.

Hey! What's this lying around shit?

Well, what the hell we s'posed to do, you moron?

War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.

Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Otter

Germans?

Boon

Forget it, he's rolling.

And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...[pauses to remember the rest of the phrase]... the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! [runs out, alone; then returns]

What the **** happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst! "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well, just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this! Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer—

Otter

Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

And we're just the guys to do it.

Let's do it.

LET'S DO IT!!