Larry quotes from Animal House (1978)

Hi there, fellows. Meet Ken and Lonny.

Larry

Larry.

Ken, Lonny, l'd like you to meet Mohammet Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton. Grab a seat and make yourselves at home. Don't be shy about helping yourselves to punch and cookies.

Larry

I hate this.

Kent

No sweat. My brother Fred was a Delta. That makes me a legacy. They have to take me. It's their law. Don't worry. I'll put in a good word for you.

Larry

Great. I heard Delta's the worst house on campus.

Kroger, your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto.

Larry

Why Pinto?

Why not?

Kent

What's my Delta Tau Chi name?

Dorfman, l've given this a lot of thought. From now on...your name is Flounder.

Boon

I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's got to be a very special girl.

Larry

Look, you don't have to...

Boon

Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

Katy

You mean you want someone who'll screw on the first date.

Boon

Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid.

Larry

Hey!

Boon

What'd I say?

Jennings

Teaching is just a way to pay the bills until I finish my novel.

Boon

How long you been workin' on it?

Jennings

Four and a half years.

Larry

It must be very good.

Jennings

It's a piece of shit. Would anyone like to smoke some pot?

Boon

Yeah.

Jennings

You ever smoked before?

Boon

Sure.

Katy

When did you ever smoke pot?

Boon

I've done a lot of things you don't know about.

Larry

I won't go schizo, will I?

Jennings

It's a distinct possibility.

Larry

Okay. That means that our whole solar system could be, like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. [Jennings nods] This is too much! That means one tiny atom in my fingernail could be--

Jennings

Could be one little tiny universe.

Larry

Could I buy some pot from you?

Otter

We are gonna die.

Larry

Hey Boon, we're the only white people here.

Larry

Before we go any further, there's something l have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before.

You've never made out with a girl before?

Larry

I've never done what I think we're going to do in a minute. I sort of did once--

That's okay. Neither have I. besides, I lied to too.

Larry

Yeah? What about?

I'm only 13!