Mikaela quotes from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Sam

You’ve got to get in the car and get to safety.

No, this isn’t up for discussion! You’re my son! You’re my son!

Sam

I know. Dad-

We all go together!

Sam

Listen-

We’re all going together!

Sam

Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car. He’s gonna get you to safety. You know, you run. You don’t stop, you don’t hide, you run. You hear what I’m saying, okay? I’ll find you when you’re safe.

No.

Sam

You’ve got to let me go, Dad. You have to let me go. You have to.

Ron. Ron. Ron, let him go.

You come back! Come on.

Ron! Mikaela! Mikaela!

Sam

Go with my parents.

Mikaela

I’m not gonna go without you.

Mikaela

It took all this for you to tell me that you love me.

Sam

You said it first.

Oh, there he is... This guy's a legend, like the Chairman of the Board! Yo, freshman, point the shard and watch the magic happen. [Sam sticks the Allspark shard into the jet. Mikaela makes a closer examination of the plane, and discovers a symbol...]

Mikaela

Shit. It's a Decepticon!

Decepticon?

Decepticon?

Behind the MiG NOW!

What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? [spots the humans] Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourselves, or suffer my infinite wrath! [Cautiously, the humans approach the robot] You little spinal-cord-based organisms...! [bangs his head on a model of a satellite, which drops and just misses Sam] Bugger it! [stands upright] Behold, the eternal glory of Jetfire! Prepare for remote systems override!

I tell you, this guy did not age well.

Mikaela

I don't think he's going to hurt us.

I command these doors to open! [aims his blaster at a door] Fire!… I said, FIRE! [the blaster malfunctions and misfires] Oh, bollocks! Damn these worthless parts! [smashes his way out of the museum]

Sam

Wait a second!

Itchy, wretched rust in my arse! [scratches himself] Now, what was I doing? Right. I'm on a mission. [Smashes the left tailroader off an old decommissioned plane before turning around and knocking the right tailroader off the plane behind him with his front landing gear, which he is using as a cane, both by accident. The humans catch up to Jetfire]

Sam

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, Jetfire!

What do ya want?

Sam

Look, we just want to talk!

I have no time to talk. I'm on a mission. I'm a mercenary doom-bringer. What planet am I on?

Sam

Earth.

"Earth?" Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it "Dirt". "Planet Dirt." Tell me, is that bloody civil war still going on?

Sam

Yeah.

Who's winning?

Sam

The Decepticons.

Bah! Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.

Sam

What do you mean changed sides? You can do that?

It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision. So much negativity and wanton slaughter… who wants to live a life full of hate?

What, so ya mean ya don't haveta work for them miserable friggin' Decepticons?

Pah, if the Decepticons had their way, they'd waylay the entire cosmos.