How are you going to get alcohol?
Jennifer I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.
Played by Megan Fox 
Jennifer's Body (2009) · 22 quotes
Jennifer's Body (2009) · 22 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Jennifer's Body (2009): in 8 of its 22 quotes
Most scenes with: Needy Lesnicky (7)
These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and shit gets real.
Scenes with Jennifer Check
7 scenes Jennifer Jennifer I think the singer wants me.
Only because he thinks you're a virgin. I heard them talking.
Jennifer Yeah, right. I'm not even a backdoor-virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. By the way, that hurts. I couldn't even go to flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas.
Jennifer He listens to maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his.
Jennifer [Needy and Chip come downstairs from her bedroom]
Hey, Chip. It smells like Thai food in here... Have you guys been ****?
Ugh, you're gross!
Are you PMS'ing or something?
Jennifer PMS isn't real Needy, it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we're crazy.
Chip [after Jennifer attacked him]
She can fly?
She's just hovering... it's not that impressive.
Jennifer God, do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater.
You're a jerk.
Jennifer Nice insult, Hannah Montana. Got any more harsh digs?
You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little you used to steal my toys, and pour lemonade on my bed.
Jennifer And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.
Why do you need him? Huh? you can have anybody that you want, Jennifer. So... why Chip? Is it just to tick me off? Or is it just because you're just really insecure?
Jennifer I am not insecure, Needy. God that was a joke, how could I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen!
Yeah, two years ago when you were socially relevant.
Jennifer I am still socially relevant.
And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny.
Jennifer I am going... to eat your soul... and SHIT IT OUT, LESNICKI!
I thought you only murdered boys.
Jennifer [smirks]
I go both ways.
Best friends FOREVER, huh? You killed my **** boyfriend! You goddamned monster, you dumb BITCH!
[Jennifer bites Needy on the arm. Needy reveals her knife]
Ya know what THIS is for? Huh? It's for cutting BOXES!
Jennifer [Needy tries stabbing Jennifer in the face, Jennifer grabs the knife]
Do you buy ALL your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch!
Cross out Jennifer!
Jennifer [Needy slices a bloody "X" on Jennifer's stomach with the knife] [After being stabbed]
My tit.
No...your heart.
