Mikaela Banes Sam, I have a record because I wouldn't turn my dad in. What would you do to sacrifice anything in your perfect little life?
Most-quoted role: Mikaela Banes in Transformers (2007), 23 quotes
Movies Mikaela Banes Mikaela Banes Whoa, nice headers. You've got a high-rise and a double-pump carburetor. That's... that's pretty impressive, Sam. It squirts the fuel in so you can go faster.
Mikaela Banes [to Sam about Bumblebee]
You know what I don't understand? Why, if he's supposed to be this super advanced robot, does he transform back into this piece of crap Camaro?
Jennifer Check [Grabs Needy's breasts]
These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and shit gets real.
Jennifer He listens to maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his.
Jennifer [Needy and Chip come downstairs from her bedroom]
Hey, Chip. It smells like Thai food in here... Have you guys been ****?
Ugh, you're gross!
Mikaela It took all this for you to tell me that you love me.
You said it first.
You’ve got to get in the car and get to safety.
Ron No, this isn’t up for discussion! You’re my son! You’re my son!
I know. Dad-
Ron We all go together!
Listen-
Ron We’re all going together!
Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car. He’s gonna get you to safety. You know, you run. You don’t stop, you don’t hide, you run. You hear what I’m saying, okay? I’ll find you when you’re safe.
Ron No.
You’ve got to let me go, Dad. You have to let me go. You have to.
Judy Ron. Ron. Ron, let him go.
Ron You come back! Come on.
Judy Ron! Mikaela! Mikaela!
Go with my parents.
Mikaela I’m not gonna go without you.
Wheelie [Wheelie leads the group to an SR-71 Blackbird jet]
Oh, there he is... This guy's a legend, like the Chairman of the Board! Yo, freshman, point the shard and watch the magic happen. [Sam sticks the Allspark shard into the jet. Mikaela makes a closer examination of the plane, and discovers a symbol...]
Mikaela Shit. It's a Decepticon!
Agent Simmons Decepticon?
Leo Spitz Decepticon?
Simmons Behind the MiG NOW!
Jetfire [Sam, Mikaela, Leo and Simmons scramble away as the Blackbird transforms]
What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? [spots the humans] Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourselves, or suffer my infinite wrath! [Cautiously, the humans approach the robot] You little spinal-cord-based organisms...! [bangs his head on a model of a satellite, which drops and just misses Sam] Bugger it! [stands upright] Behold, the eternal glory of Jetfire! Prepare for remote systems override!
Wheelie I tell you, this guy did not age well.
Mikaela I don't think he's going to hurt us.
Jetfire I command these doors to open! [aims his blaster at a door] Fire!… I said, FIRE! [the blaster malfunctions and misfires] Oh, bollocks! Damn these worthless parts! [smashes his way out of the museum]
Wait a second!
Jetfire [hobbling around]
Itchy, wretched rust in my arse! [scratches himself] Now, what was I doing? Right. I'm on a mission. [Smashes the left tailroader off an old decommissioned plane before turning around and knocking the right tailroader off the plane behind him with his front landing gear, which he is using as a cane, both by accident. The humans catch up to Jetfire]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, Jetfire!
Jetfire What do ya want?
Look, we just want to talk!
Jetfire I have no time to talk. I'm on a mission. I'm a mercenary doom-bringer. What planet am I on?
Earth.
Jetfire "Earth?" Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it "Dirt". "Planet Dirt." Tell me, is that bloody civil war still going on?
Yeah.
Jetfire Who's winning?
The Decepticons.
Jetfire Bah! Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.
What do you mean changed sides? You can do that?
Jetfire It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision. So much negativity and wanton slaughter… who wants to live a life full of hate?
Wheelie What, so ya mean ya don't haveta work for them miserable friggin' Decepticons?
Jetfire Pah, if the Decepticons had their way, they'd waylay the entire cosmos.