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Chip: [after Jennifer attacked him] She can fly?
Needy: She's just hovering... it's not that impressive.
Jennifer: God, do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater.
Needy: You're a jerk.
Jennifer: Nice insult, Hannah Montana. Got any more harsh digs?
Needy: You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little you used to steal my toys, and pour lemonade on my bed.
Jennifer: And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.
Needy: Why do you need him? Huh? you can have anybody that you want, Jennifer. So... why Chip? Is it just to tick me off? Or is it just because you're just really insecure?
Jennifer: I am not insecure, Needy. God that was a joke, how could I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen!
Needy: Yeah, two years ago when you were socially relevant.
Jennifer: I am still socially relevant.
Needy: And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny.
Jennifer: I am going... to eat your soul... and SHIT IT OUT, LESNICKI!
Needy: I thought you only murdered boys.
Jennifer: [smirks] I go both ways.


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