Louis quotes from The Even Stevens Movie (2003)

How could you steal all our food?

As usual, Donnie, you have everything backwards.

ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?

No. I am calling you a liar!

Louis

You guys had to get back at us, huh? Thank you!

But we got the evidence! How do you explain this, Louis?

Louis

You stole my food... AND MY SHIRT? Gimme that, you little worm-eating...!

Don't you talk to him like that!

Louis

What, is Beansy your little boyfriend now, Ren?

You don't have the right to talk! You caused all the trouble and you ate all the food!

Okay, enough. Enough, kids. Stop. You kids shouldn't fight just because your father's trying to teach me a lesson.

And what would that be?

Look, Steve, I know that you're upset since you've been out of work and that you are trying to prove to Ren and Beans that you can put food in their mouths.

What?

But couldn't you leave a little something for us?

Don't twist this around! There wasn't a crumb of food left when we got up there! It's almost like you're trying to make me look bad!

Now you are losing it.

DON'T TELL ME I'M LOSING IT!

Don't you yell in front of my family!

IT'S MY FAMILY TOO!

Louis

Hold on, hold on. Mom, we don't need them. We don't need them! We'll be fine on our own, thank you.

Oh, really? Well, you can sleep out in the rain tonight!

Louis

WE CAN AND WE WILL!

Tom

The technology is amazing.

Twitty

It's your masterpiece!

Tawny

Are you really gonna sit in this thing all summer?

Louis

Hold on, hold on! Don't call her a "thing!" She's my ultra-loungematic superchair. [push a button so that an arm gives him a soda. He drinks of it]

Twitty

Sweet!

Louis

Watch this, watch this. [pushing down another button so the machine quivers and gives him massage] Like a thousand tiny fingers working all the right parts.

Tawny

You've brought laziness to an art form.

Thank-you. Taw-ny.

Louis

Hold on. Okay, you know this is boring, and you just wanna go because you broke up with your stupid boyfriend and want to get away.

And you just wanna stay here and sit on your stupid chair.

Do they have cable?

Son, the beauty of Mandelino is there is no modern convenience of any kind.

Guys, this sounds kinda cool. I mean, I can run on the beach, get into football shape...

Louis

Donnie, come on! You can run here and get in shape here. Please.

You know, Steve, this could be a wonderful family adventure. It could be everything we've been hoping for.

Louis

No, Mom, listen... Listen, here's an adventure: You can stay here at home and give me breakfast and do my laundry, and that'll be an adventure. Dad, come on! Dad, listen. Dad... CAN SOMEBODY PUT A STOP TO THE MADNESS, PLEASE!