Donnie How could you steal all our food?
Ren As usual, Donnie, you have everything backwards.
Donnie ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?
Ren No. I am calling you a liar!
You guys had to get back at us, huh? Thank you!
Beans But we got the evidence! How do you explain this, Louis?
You stole my food... AND MY SHIRT? Gimme that, you little worm-eating...!
Ren Don't you talk to him like that!
What, is Beansy your little boyfriend now, Ren?
Ren You don't have the right to talk! You caused all the trouble and you ate all the food!
Eileen Okay, enough. Enough, kids. Stop. You kids shouldn't fight just because your father's trying to teach me a lesson.
Eileen Look, Steve, I know that you're upset since you've been out of work and that you are trying to prove to Ren and Beans that you can put food in their mouths.
Eileen But couldn't you leave a little something for us?
Don't twist this around! There wasn't a crumb of food left when we got up there! It's almost like you're trying to make me look bad!
Eileen Now you are losing it.
DON'T TELL ME I'M LOSING IT!
Eileen Don't you yell in front of my family!
Hold on, hold on. Mom, we don't need them. We don't need them! We'll be fine on our own, thank you.
Ren Oh, really? Well, you can sleep out in the rain tonight!
Lance You know, we put this prank together in a matter of just a couple of hours thanks to family friends, Alan Twitty and Tawny Dean Now, what prompted you two to call Gotcha with this great prank?
Okay, I would like to say that embarrassing innocent people on TV for fun and profit is one of the lowest, disgusting... [Tawny and cameraman fight over the camera] Gimme that!
Hold on. Okay, you know this is boring, and you just wanna go because you broke up with your stupid boyfriend and want to get away.
Ren And you just wanna stay here and sit on your stupid chair.
Donnie Do they have cable?
Miles Son, the beauty of Mandelino is there is no modern convenience of any kind.
Donnie Guys, this sounds kinda cool. I mean, I can run on the beach, get into football shape...
Donnie, come on! You can run here and get in shape here. Please.
Eileen You know, Steve, this could be a wonderful family adventure. It could be everything we've been hoping for.
No, Mom, listen... Listen, here's an adventure: You can stay here at home and give me breakfast and do my laundry, and that'll be an adventure. Dad, come on! Dad, listen. Dad... CAN SOMEBODY PUT A STOP TO THE MADNESS, PLEASE!
The technology is amazing.
Are you really gonna sit in this thing all summer?
Hold on, hold on! Don't call her a "thing!" She's my ultra-loungematic superchair. [push a button so that an arm gives him a soda. He drinks of it]
[belches]
Watch this, watch this. [pushing down another button so the machine quivers and gives him massage] Like a thousand tiny fingers working all the right parts.
You've brought laziness to an art form.
UL The Ultra-Loungematic Superchair
[Louis pushes another button]
Thank-you. Taw-ny.
Well, it's all our fault... [Twitty stops guiltily. Tawny stare at him] Uh, all my fault... I set them up.
You could help us, Tom. And you could help Louis.
Well, Louis is my friend... when it suits him. And I can accept that. What can I do?
Can you sail this tub to Catalona?
[Tom was singing "Blow the Man Down"]
Tom! TOM! It's getting dark, and I'm getting seasick so I want a little less singing, and little more sailing, OKAY?
Well, excuse me, Benedict Twitty! If you don't like a good sea shanty, maybe you should take the bus to Cadelona!
