2nd most-quoted character in The Even Stevens Movie (2003): in 4 of its 11 quotes
Most scenes with: Tawny (3), Tom (3)
Scenes with Twitty
4 scenes
The technology is amazing.
Twitty It's your masterpiece!
Are you really gonna sit in this thing all summer?
Hold on, hold on! Don't call her a "thing!" She's my ultra-loungematic superchair. [push a button so that an arm gives him a soda. He drinks of it]
Twitty Sweet!
[belches]
Watch this, watch this. [pushing down another button so the machine quivers and gives him massage] Like a thousand tiny fingers working all the right parts.
You've brought laziness to an art form.
UL The Ultra-Loungematic Superchair
[Louis pushes another button]
Thank-you. Taw-ny.
L Lance
You know, we put this prank together in a matter of just a couple of hours thanks to family friends, Alan Twitty and Tawny Dean Now, what prompted you two to call Gotcha with this great prank?
Twitty Uhh... guilt and shame.
Okay, I would like to say that embarrassing innocent people on TV for fun and profit is one of the lowest, disgusting... [Tawny and cameraman fight over the camera] Gimme that!
Twitty Well, it's all our fault... [Twitty stops guiltily. Tawny stare at him] Uh, all my fault... I set them up.
You could help us, Tom. And you could help Louis.
Well, Louis is my friend... when it suits him. And I can accept that. What can I do?
Twitty Can you sail this tub to Catalona?
Twitty [Tom was singing "Blow the Man Down"]
Tom! TOM! It's getting dark, and I'm getting seasick so I want a little less singing, and little more sailing, OKAY?
Well, excuse me, Benedict Twitty! If you don't like a good sea shanty, maybe you should take the bus to Cadelona!
Other characters in The Even Stevens Movie
