Tom quotes from The Even Stevens Movie (2003)

Tom

The technology is amazing.

Twitty

It's your masterpiece!

Tawny

Are you really gonna sit in this thing all summer?

Louis

Hold on, hold on! Don't call her a "thing!" She's my ultra-loungematic superchair. [push a button so that an arm gives him a soda. He drinks of it]

Twitty

Sweet!

Louis

Watch this, watch this. [pushing down another button so the machine quivers and gives him massage] Like a thousand tiny fingers working all the right parts.

Tawny

You've brought laziness to an art form.

Thank-you. Taw-ny.

Twitty

Well, it's all our fault... [Twitty stops guiltily. Tawny stare at him] Uh, all my fault... I set them up.

Tom

I'm doubly appalled.

Tawny

You could help us, Tom. And you could help Louis.

Tom

Well, Louis is my friend... when it suits him. And I can accept that. What can I do?

Twitty

Can you sail this tub to Catalona?

Twitty

Tom! TOM! It's getting dark, and I'm getting seasick so I want a little less singing, and little more sailing, OKAY?

Tom

Well, excuse me, Benedict Twitty! If you don't like a good sea shanty, maybe you should take the bus to Cadelona!