A character in The Even Stevens Movie (2003)

Tawny quotes from The Even Stevens Movie (2003)

Margo Harshman

Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in The Even Stevens Movie (2003): in 3 of its 11 quotes
Most scenes with: Twitty (3), Tom (2)

Scenes with Tawny

3 scenes
Tom

The technology is amazing.

It's your masterpiece!

Tawny

Are you really gonna sit in this thing all summer?

Hold on, hold on! Don't call her a "thing!" She's my ultra-loungematic superchair. [push a button so that an arm gives him a soda. He drinks of it]

Sweet!

[belches]

Watch this, watch this. [pushing down another button so the machine quivers and gives him massage] Like a thousand tiny fingers working all the right parts.

Tawny

You've brought laziness to an art form.

The Ultra-Loungematic Superchair
[Louis pushes another button]

Thank-you. Taw-ny.

Lance

You know, we put this prank together in a matter of just a couple of hours thanks to family friends, Alan Twitty and Tawny Dean Now, what prompted you two to call Gotcha with this great prank?

Uhh... guilt and shame.

Tawny

Okay, I would like to say that embarrassing innocent people on TV for fun and profit is one of the lowest, disgusting... [Tawny and cameraman fight over the camera] Gimme that!

Well, it's all our fault... [Twitty stops guiltily. Tawny stare at him] Uh, all my fault... I set them up.

Tom

I'm doubly appalled.

Tawny

You could help us, Tom. And you could help Louis.

Tom

Well, Louis is my friend... when it suits him. And I can accept that. What can I do?

Can you sail this tub to Catalona?

Other characters in The Even Stevens Movie