Farber quotes from I, Robot (2004)

Farber

Mother, DAMN. She just shot at you with her eyes closed, Spoon!

Detective Del Spooner

HEY! Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?!

Susan Calvin

Well, it worked, didn't it?

Detective Del Spooner

Stop cussin'-

Farber

And go home, I got you.

Farber

SPOON! SPOONIE!! HEY!!! [Farber throws a football to Spooner. Spooner pretends to be open and intentionally misses. Farber runs over to him.] Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Excuse me. Excuse me. Spoon, man, where you been at?

Spooner

Oh, just away, Farber.

Farber

Oh yeah, like vacation and stuff? That's real nice, man. Listen, I got a favor to ask. I need to burrow the car for like 10-15 minutes. This is different, Spoon. I got this fine-ass little yummy. She is completely agreeable. I mean, ass-hot spankable, Spoon.

Spooner

What does that even mean?

Farber

You know damn well what it means, okay? Now stop barricading and let me burrow the damn-ass keys. [Farber reaches for Spooner's car keys, but Spooner grabs his arm]

Spooner

First of all, stop cussin' 'cause you're not good at it.

Farber

Then let me get 10 for the bus, man. I've been there for you.

Spooner

Go home.

Farber

Okay. That's strike one, Spoon. Strike one. [Farber runs off, while Spooner gives a look that says "What's with that kid?"]

Farber

Oh, mother, damn! She just shot at you with her eyes closed, Spoon!

Spooner

HEY! Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?!

Dr. Calvin

Well, it worked, didn't it?!

Farber

Spooner, she is shit hot, man, you gotta put in a good word for me, she is --

Spooner

Stop cussin'.

Farber

And go home, I got you. [runs off]

Spooner

Aim... and fire.