Igor Barkovis I will trade my fattest pig for your daughter.
Mr. Menke
And what will you offer?
Elya Yelnats
A heart full of love.
Mr. Menke
I'd rather have a fat pig.
Stanley Yelnats
Shia LaBeouf · 9 quotes
The Warden
Sigourney Weaver · 6 quotes
Mr. Sir
Jon Voight · 4 quotes
Zero
Khleo Thomas · 3 quotes
Madame Zeroni
Eartha Kitt · 2 quotes
Clyde Livingston
Rick Fox · 1 quote
Holes quotes
Page 1 of 2 Igor Barkovis 
Lump [pushes Stanley Yelnats IV]
Watch it!
You watch it, man.
Lump [kicks Stanley Yelnats IV from behind]
What you say to me, punk?!
Sorry, man. I didn't mean... I didn't mean to hit you. [trips and falls on Lump]
Lump You're a dead man! [punches Stanley in the head]
[runs to Armpit]
Hey, Theodore, is there a place I can fill my canteen up with water? [Armpit puts Stanley in a headlock]
Squid I know he smells that.
Armpit Yo, my name is not Theodore. [shoves Stanley to the ground] It's Armpit. There's a water spigot over there.
[About her rattlesnake venom nail polish]
It's perfectly harmless... [strokes Stanley's cheek with her fingers] when it's dry.
[Last line, after end credits]
But if you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.
[Orders Mr. Pendanski to fill Stanleys canteen]
If that's too much trouble, you can grab a shovel and Caveman here can fill the canteens.
[To Elya Yelnats]
If you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.
[To Elya Yelnats]
You must carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain and sing while I drink so I can get strong, too.
[to Mr. Sir after scratching him with her nails that has nail polish made with rattlesnake venom]
I liked you better when you smoked.
[To Stanley, after preparing to give him a bottle of soda and faking out]
Well, you're a bag of tricks.
[To Stanley]
You don't bother them, they won't bother you, usually. Being bit by a rattler ain't the worst thing that can happen to you. You won't die...usually. But, you don't wanna get bit by a yellow-spotted lizard. That is the worst thing that can happen to you. You will die a slow and painful death. Always.