Mr. Sir quotes

View Quote [To Stanley, after preparing to give him a bottle of soda and faking out] Well, you're a bag of tricks.

View Quote [To Stanley] You don't bother them, they won't bother you, usually. Being bit by a rattler ain't the worst thing that can happen to you. You won't die...usually. But, you don't wanna get bit by a yellow-spotted lizard. That is the worst thing that can happen to you. You will die a slow and painful death. Always.