Zero DIG! *after whacking Dr. Pendanski with a shovel for mocking him by assuming he can't read* Igor Barkovis I will trade my fattest pig for your daughter. Mr. Menke And what will you offer? Elya Yelnats A heart full of love. Mr. Menke I'd rather have a fat pig. Stanley Yelnats Hey, Theodore, is there a place I can fill my canteen up with water? [Armpit puts Stanley in a headlock] Squid I know he smells that. Armpit Yo, my name is not Theodore. [shoves Stanley to the ground] It's Armpit. There's a water spigot over there.