Most scenes together: Rango & Beans (9), Rango & Waffles (7), Rango & Mayor Tortoise John (6)
Rango quotes
Page 3 of 4The future, Mr. Rango. The future. One day soon all of this is going to fade into myth. The frontier town, the lawman, the gunslinger. There's just no place for them anymore. We're civilized now.
Mmmmmmaaaaahhhh... mmmmaaaahhh, mah! Crunchy, creamy, cookie, candy, cupcake. [shakes] OK, everybody, let's take it from the top.
I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you. You know, the womens find me uncomfortably good-looking, but you seem remarkably at ease. [moves the doll's hand onto his legs, to which he pushes away again] Oh, stop it. [moves the hand back again then move it away] No, really. Well, if you must. [moves it back on his legs again and laughs] What are you doing? [laughs again, moving the doll's hand on and off himself a few times] That tickles. Are those real? [the doll's hand slaps him across the face]
And so the stranger basks in the adulation of his new friends. Sinking deeper into the guacamole of his own deception. [Lupe: When is he going to die?] Soon, compadre. Soon.
And so the stranger seeking companionship finds a woman. Much like the sirens of the ancient times, luring him to his certain demise.
Here in the Mojave Desert, animals have had millions of years to adapt to the harsh environment. But the lizard, he is going to die.
My fellow Dirtonians, I welcome you to our great day of deliverance. Hallelujah. [Dirtonians: Hallelujah!] Acolytes, prepare the holy spigot! [Acolytes walk up the stairs bringing a large wheel] We have a newcomer amongst us today, my friends. A man, I think, needs a little introduction to you; so bold has been his entry into our fair society. Mr. Rango, would you step forward? [Rango walks forth] The time has come, my friends. The time that was foretold. [Dirtonians: Hallelujah!] The sacred time. [Dirtonians: Hallelujah!] The time of destiny! [Dirtonians: Hallelujah!] The time of deliverance! [Dirtonians: Hallelujah!] It is the time of HYDRATION!!!
Our new Sheriff has been playing the hero for so long, he’s actually starting to believe it. Call in Rattlesnake Jake. [Bad Bill: Uh… Jake’s the Grim Reaper. He never leaves without takin’ a blimin’ soul.] DO IT!
People have to believe in something. And right now, they believe in you. Pick it up, Mr. Rango. Your destiny awaits.
The other side? You mean, just now? That was you crossing the road? That's why the... [mimics the car accident] Why'd you do that?!
Water, Mr. Rango, water. Without it, there's nothing but dust and decay. But with water, there's life. Look at them. So desperate to live, they'll follow it anywhere. That's the immutable law of the desert. You control the water, and you control everything.
Who am I? I'm nobody.
You and the sheriff are more alike than you think. You're nothing but legends. Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed. One last bullet to kill one last outlaw. [chuckling evilly] How fitting. [clicks the gun but nothing happened... because the bullet's gone] Whuh?