Rango
[upon arriving in the town of Dirt, Rango has a stone thrown at him by a group of children ]
Hey! What was that for?
Priscilla
You're funny-lookin'.
Rango
[taken back]
Oh, yeah? You're funny-lookin', too.
Priscilla
That's a funny-lookin' shirt.
Rango
[getting annoyed]
That's a funny-lookin' dress.
Priscilla
You got funny-lookin' eyes.
Rango
You got a funny-lookin' FACE!
Priscilla
[beat]
You're a stranger. Strangers don't last long here.
Rango
[clears throat]
This is a heck of a hoedown you got going. Still workin' out those steps. So is this considered normal civic behavior.
Priscilla
Mm-hmm. Every Wednesday. Just like clockwork.
WB Wounded Bird
You kill bird.
Rango
Yeah. Matter of fact, I did.
WB Wounded Bird
Bird dead; snake come.
Rango
Snake?
Priscilla
He means Rattlesnake Jake, Mr. Rango. He never comes to town because he's scared of that hawk. But he might come now. Can I have your boots when you're dead?
Rango
No! I ain't got no problem with this Rattlesnake Jake.
Priscilla
That's just what Amos said.
Rango
Amos?
Priscilla
[camera zooms to the graveyard, where one the tombstones reads "Sheriff Amos"]
You got any gold fillings?
Rango
[gives a torch to Spoons]
Now, I'm dependin' on you, Spoons. [Spoons spits on his beard] Ooh, you got a little tobacky in the beard there. [Spoons jumps into the hole, Rango gives a torch to Doc] Always good to have a medical man along, Doc. [Doc jumps into the hole, Rango gives a torch to Buford] Reptiles gotta stick together, right, my brother?
Buford
I'm an amphibian.
Rango
Ain't no shame in that. [Buford jumps into the hole, Rango is about to give a torch to Sergeant Turley, but then sees the arrow through his right eye] Oh! Ya sure you're fit for duty there, soldier?
Sergeant Turley
What?
Rango
Well, you got something in your eye there.
Sergeant Turley
Oh, that! That there's conjunctivitis, sir. It's hereditary.
Rango
Oh, well, (I meant your other one, but) I'm glad to hear it's not contagious. [gives the torch to Sergeant Turley, who jumps into the hole; Rango is about to give a torch to Beans, but then stops] Now, just wait a cotton-pickin' minute! A posse ain't no place for a– [Beans swipes the torch away and then jumps into the hole] Never mind. [looks at Priscilla] Whoa, hold on, little sister. Someone's gonna hafta look after the town while I'm gone. [Priscilla takes out 2 guns]
Priscilla
Can I gut-shoot someone?
Rango
[nervously]
Uh, let's put a pin in that.
Priscilla
Sheriff, you're gonna bring that water back, aren't you?
Rango
Count on it, little sister.
Priscilla
Rango! [runs up and hugs him] You brought the water back, just like you promised. You really are a hero.
Rango
Well, the thing about heroes is, whenever you-
P Pricilla
[holds her hand up to stop him]
Don't spoil it.
Rango
Right... Well, I don't know about you all, but I could sure go for a dip. [Rango and Beans dancing, and everyone celebrating]
