“You and the sheriff are more alike than you think. You're nothing but...” – Mayor Tortoise John, Rango ... Movie Quotes Database

Mayor Tortoise John

You and the sheriff are more alike than you think. You're nothing but legends. Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed. One last bullet to kill one last outlaw. [chuckling evilly] How fitting. [clicks the gun but nothing happened... because the bullet's gone] Whuh?

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