Ray Winstone movie quotes

View Quote (pointing at the bishop’s carriage) What a bloody mess.

View Quote Of course I’m coming! Can’t let you go on your own; you’ll all get killed!I’m just saying what you’re all thinking!(quietly) Vanora'll kill me.

View Quote Blue demons who eat Christians alive - you’re not a Christian, are you!?

View Quote I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! I AM BEOWULF!

View Quote What do you know of me... Demon?

View Quote They say you have a monster here. They say your lands are cursed. I am Beowulf and I'm here to kill your monster.

View Quote Mac: JONESY! [Indy punches him in the face]

View Quote Indy: Compass. I need a compass. You know, North, South, East -
Mac: West.

View Quote Mac: [The driver of the car he is in is playing Chicken with Indy] Don't get clever, Boris. You don't know him! You don't know him! You don't know him! You don't know!

View Quote People say, "Don't you miss it, Gal?" I say, "What, England? Nah. **** place. It's a dump. Don't make me laugh. Grey, grimy, sooty. What a shit hole. What a toilet. Every **** with a long face shuffling about, moaning, all worried. No thanks, not for me." They say, "What's it like, then, Spain?" And I'll say, "It's hot. Hot. Oh, it's **** hot. Too hot? Not for me, I love it."

View Quote You were right Don. Technically speaking, you were right. But you're dead. So shut up.

View Quote Don: Talk to me, Gal. I'm here for you. I'm a good listener.
Gal: What can I say, Don? I've said it all. I'm retired.
Don: Shut up.

View Quote Goldi: Stop thinking about your belly, Baby! In fact, stop thinking, period! You'll just hurt yourself, you Muppet!
Perrito: [snickers.] "Muppet."
Baby Bear: And why would I listen to a porridge-stealing orphan like you?! You're not even a bear!
Perrito: Zing!
Goldi: Oh, I'm more of a bear than you are!
Perrito: SHE GOT YOU!
Baby Bear: You're nothing but a low-rent Cinderella!
Perrito: [shocked.] OOH!
Goldi: Well, that's rich comin' from you, Baby! 'Cause you know what you are?!
Perrito: Wait for it…
Goldi: YOU'RE A DAFT, FAT, SLOW-THINKING, NO-READING, LIME-DESEASE, FLEA-RIDDEN DINGLEBERRY BEAR!!!
Perrito: Boom!
Baby Bear: I haven't got dingleberries!
Papa Bear: Nah, ya do. Ya do have 'em.
Perrito: [laughs.] "Dingleberries!"
Baby Bear: Oi, you shut up, you little mutt, OR I'LL CUT YOU FROM POOPER TO SNOOTER!
Perrito: [gasps.] I'm in the mix now! Okay! Okay, here we go! You're all a bunch of KNUCKLE-DRAGGING, HONEY-SCRUNGING, GRUB-[Bleep], OAFISH-[Bleep], [Bleep]-MUNCHING, MANGY [Bleep], NUGGET [Bleep]…AND YOUR SNOOTER! [laughs hysterically.]
Papa Bear: [chuckles.] I like the cut of his jib.
Perrito: Ah, this is great. Razzin' and ribbin' and barbin' and poopin' and snootin'. Oh, I wish I had a family like this. [sighs.] Speaking from one orphan to another, Goldi, you won the orphan lottery.

View Quote Baby Bear: [angriest at Goldi] So what is it?! Eh?! What's your 'just right'?! What's so blasted important that you've got us STRANDED IN THIS HAUNTED FOREST?!?!?!
Goldi: [emotionally] I'M GETTING A FAMILY! THAT'S WHAT! A proper family! And everything will be just right.
Baby Bear: [sits down] Your “just right” is getting rid of us?
Papa Bear: Well, I guess some people just stick around until the porridge is gone, eh, Goldi?

View Quote [After the explosion of the star]
Kitty: I hate to say it, but should we make a wish?
Puss: Kitty, one life spent with you is all that I could wish for.
Baby Bear: [crying] You saved my life, Sis. You were gonna make the wish, but you didn't make the wish 'cause you wanted to save your family. [shushing] And I-- I was really scared. And then… [sobbing]
Goldi: Oi, don't get so blubbery about it. Whose porridge would I eat otherwise?
Mama Bear: I'm sorry you didn't get your wish, Goldi, love.
Goldi: But I did, Mama. I did get my wish. Everything… is just right.
Mama Bear: Ah. Oh, now you've made me cry. Aw.
Goldi: Now, what say we all go home and hibernate?
Papa Bear: Hey, Goldi, you are a chip off the old block, you are.
Goldi: Well, what can I say? I won the orphan lottery. [looks at Perrito]
Perrito: [winks] Softpaws, Boots.
Puss: Goldi.
Kitty: Bears.
Goldi: Hey, Baby, you got any ideas for our next job?
Baby Bear: Oh! Remember that pie factory? I suspect that they might be experiencing a leadership vacuum.
Mama Bear: Oh, family business. Oh, how exciting.
Bug: Now's a good time to talk about ethical business practices.
Baby Bear: [screams] THERE'S A TALKING COCKROACH ON MY NOSE! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Goldi: Hold still.
Bug: Oh, no, no, wait just a second. [Goldi grunts]
Baby Bear: Ow! Hey! Hang on!
Puss: Hey, Perrito, about that name. Let's pick one out for you.
Kitty: Yeah. Oh, what about “Chiquito”?
Perrito: Hmm…
Puss: Ah. “Chomper.” What do you think, Perrito? “Chomper,” no?
Kitty: I got it, I got it. How about “Jeff”?
Puss: Jeff?
Kitty: Yeah.
Puss: He doesn't have a Jeff's face.
Perrito: [chuckling] You know, if it's the same to you, I think I'll just stick with “Perrito.” I kind of like it, since that's what my friends call me.
Kitty: Then “Perrito” it shall be.
Puss: [chuckles softly] You know, to be honest, “Chomper” is pretty good.
Perrito: Yeah, but no.
Puss: Well, we'll keep, uh, workshopping it. [chuckles]

View Quote [extended version; After Rango leaves the Mayor's office.]
Mayor: It's almost noon. Is everything ready?
Bad Bill: Yeah, but he might be a problem.
Mayor: He's not a problem, William. He's a solution. [snickers]

View Quote Bad Bill: [he and his gang fire their guns at a citizen] DANCE FOR ME, SOD BUSTER!!
Kinski: DANCE LIKE A CHICKEN!!
Chorizo: THAT'S RIGHT, DANCE!!
Bad Bill: YOU GOT CORN IN YOUR EARS, MATE?! YOU DON'T PAY THE MORTGAGE, YOU DON'T OWN THE LAND!
Kinski: That's basic real estate law, my friend!
Chorizo: Quid pro quo!
Bad Bill: [points a dagger at Sod Buster] If I see your face in this town again, I'm gonna slice it off and use it to wipe my unmentionables.
Stump: Mind the beak.
Bad Bill: [kicks Sod Buster out of the saloon] AND DON'T COME BACK! [turns to see everyone looking] What are you all gawping at?
[Everyone backs up nervously, Bad Bill sniffs walks to the bar.]
Waffles: Hey, Bad Bill, there's something I want to tell--!
[Bad Bill muffles Waffles' mouth and stops at the bar, where he sees Rango next to him.]
Bad Bill: Oy. What is this?
Spoons: You know who that is, Bill? That there's Rango.
Waffles: Yeah, he ain't afraid of you. He ain't afraid of none of you.
Lenny: Killed them Jenkins brothers.
Melonee: Done it with one bullet, Bill.
Hitch: All seven of them.
Bad Bill: Is that right?
[Bad Bill takes a cigar from Buford's mouth and takes a drag, blowing smoke in Buford's face. Rango coughs as a result, and Bad Bill then shoves a cigar in front of Rango's face. Acting quickly, Rango snatches the cigar from Bad Bill's mouth, examines it for a moment, and then swallows it. Everyone gasps in surprise. Rango taps his finger on the bar counter, prompting Buford to pour him a shot, which he drinks in one gulp. Then, he unexpectedly belches fire directly into Bad Bill's face, leaving everyone in shock. Bad Bill exclaims in anger and glares at Rango, his face still smouldering. He grabs a towel to try to put out the flames.]
Rango: Um... let me get that... yeah... Oh, I know. Here. [splashes some cactus juice on his face to put out much of the fire, sees one tiny remaining flame] Oh, here, let me get that for you. [wipes the tiny flame out with the towel] There, all better.
[Bad Bill gets the gun out and pushes it to him on the counter. Rango looks at Bad Bill with his idea.]

View Quote [Rango is playing golf with the mayor]
Rango: Sumthin' you said keeps rattlin' around in my frontal lobe.
Mayor: And what is that?
Rango: "Control the water, and you control everything."
Mayor: [chuckles] Come now, Mr. Rango. You tribute divine power to me. How on earth could I possibly control the water?
Rango: You've obviously mastered this game.
Mayor: Well, I've been playing it for many years, sir. I was here before the highway split this great valley. I watched the march of progress, and I learned a thing or two. Perhaps it's time you started to take the long view, begin to appreciate the broad sweep of history. Look out there, son. You can almost see time passing.
[Rango looks through a telescope and sees gophers doing construction]
Rango: What are you building out here?
Mayor: The future, Mr. Rango. The future. One day soon, all this will fade into myth. The frontier town, the lawman, the gunslinger. There's no place for them anymore. We're civilized now.
Bad Bill: That's right, civilized.
Mayor: That's what the future holds. You can either be part of it, or you can be left behind.
Rango: Is that what happened to Mr. Merrimack? Did he get left behind?
Mayor: Careful, Mr. Rango. You seem to forget you're just one little lizard.
Rango: You seem to forget I'm the law around these parts. [walks away]
Mayor: Our new Sheriff has been playing the hero for so long, he’s actually starting to believe it. Call in Rattlesnake Jake.
Bad Bill: Uh… Jake’s the Grim Reaper. He never leaves without takin’ a blimin’ soul.
Mayor: DO IT!