Mr. Beaver [Peter offers his hand and makes 'tch' noises]
Well I'm not goin' to smell it, if that's what you want.
5th most-quoted character in The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005): in 16 of its 85 quotes
Most scenes with: Peter Pevensie (4), Susan Pevensie (4), Lucy Pevensie (3)
Make no mistake. Aslan is on the move.
More lines from Mr. Beaver
2 quotes Mr. Beaver Mr. Beaver [to Mrs. Beaver]
Well, you never know if your next meal's going to be your last. Especially with your cooking.
Scenes with Mr. Beaver
13 scenes Mrs. Beaver Look at my fur. You couldn't give me ten minutes warning?
Mr. Beaver I would've given you a week if I thought it would've helped.
Mr. Beaver "When Adam's Flesh and Adam's bone sits in Cair Paravel in throne, the evil time will be over and done".
You know, that doesn't really rhyme.
Mr. Beaver Yeah, I know it don't, but you're kind of missing the point!
Mr Beaver Hurry! They're after us!
What's she doing? [Mr. Beaver shrugs]
Mrs. Beaver You'll be thanking me later. It's a long journey, and Beaver gets pretty cranky when he's hungry.
Mr. Beaver I'm cranky now!
Mrs Beaver [The Pevensies and Beavers get lost in the tunnels]
You should've brought a map!
Mr Beaver There wasn't room next to the jam!
Mr Beaver [escaping the wolves]
Badger and I dug this tunnel. It leads all the way to his house.
Mrs Beaver You told me it led to your mum's!
Mr. Beaver You take one more step, traitor, and I'll chew you to splinters!
Relax. I'm one of the good guys.
Mr. Beaver Yeah? Well you look an awful lot like one of the bad ones!
An unfortunate family resemblance. But we can argue breeding later. Right now we've got to move.
Mr. Beaver Come on, hurry up!
If he tells us to hurry up one more time, I'm gonna turn him into a big, fluffy hat!
Mr. Beaver Hurry!
Mr. Beaver Hey, I'm not that fast, dear..
Mrs. Beaver You've been sneaking second helpings, haven't you?
Mr. Beaver Well, you never know if your next meal's going to be your last. Especially with your cooking.
[The children step outside, they hear rustles from the bushes. Mr. Beaver approaches.]
It's a beaver.
Mr. Beaver [stares at it then sits upright]
Well, I ain't gonna smell it, if that's what you want!
Mr. Beaver Look. Aslan's return, Tumnus' arrest, the secret police, it's all happening because of you!
You're blaming us?
Mrs. Beaver No, not blaming. Thanking you.
Mr. Beaver There's a prophecy. "When Adam's Flesh and Adam's bone sits in Cair Paravel in throne, the evil time will be over and done."
You know, that doesn't really rhyme.
Mr. Beaver Yeah, I know it don't, but you're kind of missing the point!
Peter (noticing the waterfall is starting to crack and collapse) Hold onto me!!
Mrs. Beaver [Peter stabs the ice with his sword. The waterfall plunges down on them and sweeps them away. The beavers propel the chunk of ice to shore. Peter stands up holding Lucy’s coat in his hand, but no Lucy.]
Lovely.
What have you done? Lucy!?! LUCY!!!
Mr. Beaver Don’t you worry, dear. Your brother’s got you well looked after.
Mrs. Beaver And I don't think you'll be needing those coats anymore.
Fire!
Mr. Beaver Yes!
Fall back! Draw them to the rocks!
Where are you going?
Hang on!
Other characters in The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
Peter Pevensie
William Moseley
Susan Pevensie
Anna Popplewell
Edmund Pevensie
Skandar Keynes
Lucy Pevensie
Georgie Henley
Aslan
Liam Neeson
Jadis The White Witch
Tilda Swinton
Mr. Tumnus
James McAvoy
Maugrim
Michael Madsen
Fox
Rupert Everett
Professor Kirke
Jim Broadbent
Mrs. Macready
Elizabeth Hawthorne
